C U P C A K E ( dad... calm down)

title

BUT ITSA CUPCAKE

i will go get axel
calm

...I'm calm

thought so

Step 1: Immediate eye contact with cupcake.

yes

Step 2: CONSUME

make this a wikihow

yes

Step 3: no more cupcake

awww

up my ass

*blinks in your child is standing right next to you*

https://i.imgflip.com/62zjqu.gif

yeah hi

lemme get that
real quick dawg

a-are you drooling?
I mean the cupcake must look good then-

why not?~

feeling down right bad today are we?

well guess who's shirt is coming off this time?~

*blushing noises*

*carries you to memechats*

asdfghjklzxcbm-

you look better though-

*kisses*
just wanna take a big bite outta you...
Rawr~

STILL RIGHT HERE
lol this is fun

go to your room

honu and I are gonna, uhhh have some playtime

maybe wrestle

O//////O

whaaat?

don't you think that'll be funn?~

*giggles*

uh... oki

oOP

you're so hot-
*adorable
**hot
***both

no u

hehehehe, I don't think you wanna do that again-