No joke or op ocs

“...”

*he just keeps driving without saying a word

“Uhh why do you have those uhh...”

Ryzen: Thoes what?

“Really long nails”

Ryzen: Well thats a pretty long story actually, do you want me to explain it all to you?

“Yes”

Ryzen: Well, in summary, I had pissed someone off, But how I did that, I had to
*he would suddenly start to slow the car down, and roll the windows down

“Eeeh”

Ryzen: What?
*he would pull a handle that is under the wheel, a tray would slide out, nd there is a keypad on it

“What’s that?”

Ryzen: How we get to my home
*He would type something into the keypad

“Umm”

*Its a assortment of numbers, ruzen would stop and push the tray back*

“Is this safe?”

Ryzen: yes, I do it all the time
*suddenly there is a blinding glow, then everything goes dark, you feel sick to your stomach, then everything is bck to normal, but if you look out the windows, your in a mountain range now

“WOAH”

Ryzen: If you need to puke, do it out the window

“Okay”

*Ryzen keeps driving like nothing happened

“HUE” I throw up

Ryzen: mhm

“Where are we?”

Ryzen: The mountains where I live

“Wow!”

*A wooden house coems into view, it seems decently large, and is two stories tall

“This is kinda cool”

Ryzen: I guess so

I smile

*He would park infront of the house

“Hewhewhewhewhewheeeeewww”

Ryzen: uhm, what was that

“A chuckle...sorry if I am weird”

*ryzen would get out of the car

“Can I get out?”

Ryzen: Yes

“Yay! I can’t wait to have a home!”

*Ryzen would go up and unlock the door

I jump up and down in excitement

*You can see a camera in a corner, near a door, ryzen would open the door and go inside

“Hooohohohohoo”

*a pretty much undecorated room, with two staircases, one going up, and one going down

“I-uhh”

Ryzen: What?

“Nothing”

[image deleted] (Child) Sans: U-uhh..S-sir..?
He addressed you as sir...From his past life needing his father to call him 'sir'...Must've stuck with him.

Ryzen: yes?

Sans: I..Uh..Like how y-your claws look...-

Ryzen: Why thank you, whats with the stutter though?

Sans: ....You look a bit like the guy who held me back while I witnessed my brother get hurt..

Ryzen: Well Im not that guy I can tell you that

Sans: ..Good..If I ever see him I want revenge..

(uh, whos the person that held him back?)
*Ryzen would start to slow the car down, and roll down the windows

(I'm rping almost the exact same thing here with my partner, And it's supposedly his father, from his mother hurting younger papyrus and his father holding him back and burning him from his touch too.) "...Why are we stopping..?"

(ok, I know f**k all about undertale so I have no idea if this happens or not)
Ryzen: So we can get home
*He would pull a handle under the wheel, and a tray would slide out, with a keypad on it

It doesn't lmao, I just have an AU of younger undertale characters)
Sans: u-uhhh...O-okay...-

*Ryzen would type a string of numbers into it