No tesla cybertruck allowed on real truck's territory

Fapping to cars again?

Lmao

Nope

Also, i am asking nicely to not say that shit. I only nut to spire

Ok I’ll drop that if you never mention wankin to spire in front of me again, deal?

I only said once but ok den

I just don’t want to ever see or imagine that

Oh f**k i screwed you over

Damn it i was being so good now i broke ur brain

Nah Bruv u fine I seen worse I just am avoiding that thought yk?

Wait a minute

If the word friend has "end" in it, but you want a girlfriend that won't leave you, you need to find a girl-comrade, because comrade is friend but without "end"

Eh true

You can’t spell funeral without fun tho :)

eral

I was watching YT a bit

Anyway here's another one:

Yo this video is sponsored by fire
You ever be like cold and shit, try fire
You tryna light your blunt but forgot the lighter in the car, try fire

So i went and punched a white man in the face i got arrested for assault

When i got out of jail i punched a black man in the face. Then i was arrested for impersonating a police officer

Two black guys are riding in a car, who’s driving?
The cop

Kids in backseat may cause accident
Accident in backseat may cause kids
No backseat = no accident

*single cab*

Smart

If there are torpedoes, where are the torchildren?

Beats me bro, why is it fine when babies kick pregnant women but when I do it it’s illegal!

?*

If 2 pregnant women get in a fight, wouldn't it be a mecha fight or would it be a 2v2

Both

chevy m8 again

i just screenshotted an nft

Ew nft's

i screenshotted it

i'm on a heist so shut

Bruh I was joking lol i screenshot them as well

i'm finding the most expensive nfts

so the heist will worth millions

Fun fact: you don't own money, it's just your turn with it

Cuz if you bought something a year ago and got $1.22 change, and then i sell you a soda for $1 after you bought something, and then rn you sell me 2 comic books for 50 cents each, i pay you the $1 that you bought my soda with from over a year ago. You now have the same dollar you used to have before i sold you a can of dr. Pepper

lmao

If you flush while sitting down on an airplane toilet, your whole rectum can get ripped out