u mad bro

@Duo

you're done

last time (2 years ago), duo sent a notification that said "Hi! I miss you". the power went off at my school for 3 hours the next week

yep, you're done

yeah

now duo's friends gon hunt you.

yuh

Mom the Guadalajara cartel is outside my house saying duolingo sent them what did you do?

I didnt do my French lessons 😰

Oh no

yep

Mom why?? They’re force feeding me tacos and pouring hot sauce in my eyes

omg BACK OFF FROM MY SON

They don’t speak English 💀💀

LMFO

LMAO

They poured grease in my mouth to cook the next batch of tacos mom why didn’t you just do the lesson???

im sorry 😰 it was over winter break okay

AND NOW MY MOUTH IS A MEXICAN RESTAURANT

nOOOO

:OOOO

They both died. Imagine

OMG NO-

Little Tito Jr the fourteenth is stabbing Castro

MEDIUM DOUG NOOOOO 😩😩

Pablo Castro Cuban Missile Crisis is now obese

MEDIUM DOUG 🤭

Haha Castro is eating Medium Doug

big Doug 🤭🥺

Yeah and medium Doug

NOOOOOO LITTLE DOUGGG 😩

We still have Big Doug

LITTLE DOUGGGGG

Ah shit-
Little Doug got hit by a Big Bus

LMAOIEWFYKJWGFYWRF,

And lastly we have Little Doug

IM SORRY SON

but you'd expect the French people to come smh

It’s not the French it’s the Guadalajara cartel. And now they’re making me change my name to Tito Juan Li

:O

And my brother is Tito Juan Pablo Menéndez Julio Samsung

LMAO-

Pablo Escalator too

oop

That’s one of forty

KWJEBFKHEWJFRFKJEHRFGER

And Pablo Castro Martinez Cuban Missle Crisis

oh

Yeah we have him, Tito, little Juan, big Juan, Juan, Juan 2, Juan Pablo, Martinez and other variations of stereotypical Mexican names

lmao