Boom. Double points for dark humor

I WANTED TO PLAY BASEBALL WITH THE KIDS AT THE ORPHANAGE; HOWEVER I HAD A HARD TIME TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF HOME. REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WANTED TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE WITH SOME AFRICAN KIDS. BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT EXPLAINING THE CONCEPT WHEN THEY KEPT FIGHTING OVER THE WATER BOTTLE.