Harry Potty is not a wizard going to Hogwarts instead he is a clown going to Pigwarts with Ronald weasel and Hermione ranger. The snorting hat will snort you into one of the four houses clownindor were you are not brave or clownpuff were you are not loyal or clownclaw were you eat your homework and be dumb or slithorclown so you won’t make any friends.The headwaker Dumbdoor. They have vampire bats BIG red noses BIG clown shoes. They have magic class to sqirt each other. Harry Potty's vampire bat’s name is baseball. theres burpbeer. Fred weasel does magic so they say stop it we learn jokes. Wrong mc Donald. Quackdich is were you ride upside down on broomsticks and try to blow bubbles through the other teams hoop.
