Boys backpack vs. Girls handbag

enby's messenger bag: a knife

Boys pockets: the universe

Also boys pockets: A 3d printer, Shower cabin, Estonia, Maléna

My right pocket: phone, airpods, charger for phone and airpods

Left pocket: literally everything else including house and car keys

My right pocket meanwhile: Phone, airpods, a charger for both

Left pocket: a bag of Doritos, Mountain Dew, AK-47, Eiffel Tower, Audi R8 LMS, Lithuania, Viki Gabor, Panzer, XBOX Series X, PS5, Nintendo Switch Ring-Fit, A Soccer ball, Wembley Stadium

Tbh, fitting a fullsize truck and the keyfob for it is kinda nice. But why not put the rest of the universe in it

We can put the entire galaxy inside our pockets

Yep

But there are the smart girls who modify their pockets, and the semi-smart girls who wear boy's pants

One time someone told me abt a girl who hid a 9mm gun in her pussy