Universe in my head rp. (Glorified interactive lore dump)

Sunshine: "Where am I, and what happened?

(the pod launches and you see the stars after a couple seconds)

*Looks around hoping to land on a planet.*

(it takes several days but eventually you see familiar celestial bodies such as Neptune.)

*Exhales in relief and eats one of the rations.*

(you float by Jupiter)

*Closes eyes hoping to reach Earth.*
"I really hope I reach earth."

(you pass mars and see earth but the pod is slowing down rapidly)

*Is praying to reach earth.*

(your pod is slowed to a near stop, not quite close enough to breach the atmosphere, but enough to be orbiting)

"Somebody please get me back to earth!!!"
*Whimpers in the pod.*

Horace:"well?"

*Breaths in feeling shy.*
I was on earth sleeping peacefully and then I woke up on the cold ground, After I bought a home rioters broke the windows trying to kill me.

Council member 208:"and if they tried to kill you why are you still here?"

Because, I don't know where I am or how I would get out of here safely

???:"I SAY WE THROW HER INTO A POD AND LAUNCH HER INTO SPACE"

But, I'm innocent and did nothing wrong

Head council.member:"You must pay for the mistakes of your ancestors."

Will I at least have food, water, a bed, and a bathroom in the pod? I don't want to die in space
*Looks at them begging for mercy and whimpering.*

Head council member:"we will leave a week's worth of supply. No bed. Whether or not you make it to another planet is not our concern. How does this sound?"

I don't want to be shot into space. And is there going to be a toilet in it?

Head council member: "We shoot you into space. That is the only outcome where you have a chance to survive. I speak for the council when I say this is our version of mercy."

Okay
*Looks at them needing to use the bathroom.*

Head council member:"meeting adjourned for now. We meet back in 5 minutes to shoot the person into space."

Is there a bathroom in here?

Horace:"yes. Down the hall second room to the right."

Okay, thanks
*Walks into the bathroom and goes into one of the stalls.*

(the pod gets ready to launch while you do that)

*Flushes and walks out.*

Head council member:"okay. Get in, we close the door and you launch into space."

I have motion sickness just so you know. *Gets in the pod.*

??? 2:"yes"
(another ray world appears in the distance)

Walks into the house

??? 2: "standard issue house. infinite food and water gets transported into the fridge. you like?"

Yes, I do like it.

??? 2: "would you like a loan of $50 to purchase?"

I already have money, and does it have at least two bathrooms?
*Pays him $50.*

??? 2:"only one. more is duluxe. We hope you enjoy your home."
(through the window the ray world is getting closer)

Okay, at least I have one

??? 2:"one question. where was your home before here?"

On earth

???:"welcome to ray world 257."

What is this place, and who are those people?

???:"you are on a living world. It takes us descendants of 'lost' NASA crew members around the galaxy."

Okay, so where am I going to live?

???:"wherever you want I guess. It's up to you."

*Walks over to a nearby home.*

(the townsfolk greet you with a welcoming tone)

Hello, is there a home I could live in?

??? 2:"Yes"

Could you show me?

(the officer leaves, and a couple minutes later you hear the faint sound of gunfire in the distance)

*Covers ears whimpering.*

(the gunfire ceases and the tv turns on by itself)
Reporter:"I am standing here at the scene of a rebel group that was extinguished just a few moments ago. We will give more details as they are revealed."
(Commerical break ensues)

*Is watching feeling scared.*

(commerical ends)
Reporter: "the rebels were a faction known as the liberators who have been trying to save the earth people who make it to the ray worlds. Their leader, Captain James Smith appeared mid fight but was quickly shot down. This is a day of great peace as the ray council has finally delivered on their promise to end the civil war that has been going on for 3 years. Reports say no prisoners were taken. The council will hold a press conference later to address this."
(The tv turns off)

*Exhales in relief.*

(there is a knock on the door)

Who's there?

Council member Horace:"it's council member Horace. We want you at the conference later today."

Okay, I'll come there. *Yawns before getting a blanket and falls asleep on the couch.*

(the bus heads to London)

*Gets off the bus.*

(the streets are bustling with people)

"Do you know where I could live here?"

??? 2:"oh ok."
(He walks away)

*Goes into the house and closes the door before using the bathroom.*

(you would be movement outside when you were done with that)

*Flushes and is done.*

(the movement would abruptly stop)

What just happened? *Yawns and goes into a bedroom.*

(you could hear the mutters of several townsfolk outside)

What are they muttering about?
*Yawns and falls asleep on the bed.*

(a window breaks and there's a riot going on outside)

*Wakes up in fear.*

Horace:"Just a little longer..."

Okay, my legs are feeling tired

Horace:"just a little more."
(he motions to the extremely large building)

Okay *Keeps walking with legs feeling tired.*

(you enter the conference room)
Horace:"you sit there." (he points to guest chair)

*Sits in the chair feeling thirsty.*

(there is a water bottle next to you and the council members all take their seats)

*Drinks some of the water feeling better.*

Head Council member:"we have 2 hours before the press gets here. These 2 hours will start with what we do with the earthling. And as we are a fair society, the earthling will have their defense presented!"
(All 257 council members look at you)

*Looks at them feeling shy.*

(the officer would come down with a broom and start sweeping)

Thank you so much.

Officer:"it's the least I can do. After all, being almost killed isn't exactly the warmest of welcomes."

I know but I am a friendly person and would never hurt anyone

Officer:(throws the glass shards into the garbage) "If I can ask... How was earth before you left?"

It was good and peaceful

Officer:"then why'd you le-" (his radio starts buzzing) "excuse me for a minute."

You are excused. *Waits patiently.*

Officer:"sorry but I have to go."
(He starts running towards the door)

Okay, goodbye

???:(knocks on door) "you okay?"

*Unlocks the bathroom door and comes out.*
Not really those rioters threw rocks at the windows scaring me

(the person is an anti riot police officer)
Officer:"yeah, they do that. Even to NASA people who find us. You're the first one we got to before they could get the opportunity to kill."

Thank you for saving me.
*Legs are still shaking.*

Officer:"You're welcome."

*Stomach Rumbles, and walks to the kitchen to get food.*

Officer:"do you mind me asking you a couple questions?"

You can ask me a few questions

Officer:"did you do anything to offend the rioters? Other than be from earth, if course."

Does buying a house here count? Can I get a snack please?

Officer:"sure go ahead and get a snack. People arent that friendly to outsiders here. that could have offended them."

*Grabs a small snack and eats it."

Officer:"did you catch the face of any of the rioters?"

No, I was hiding in the bathroom trying to keep myself safe

Officer:(whispers) "dammit" (normal voice while gesturing to windows) "you need help cleaning this up?"

Yes I do but I'm too scared to ask for help

Officer:"you got a spare broom?"

Yes I do *Points to the one upstairs.*

(The officer goes to get the spare broom)

*Waits for him to get down.*

Council member Horace:"so you coming? We have pre conference stuff to do."

*Wakes up and gets outside.* Okay

Council member Horace:"please enter the backseat of the ship. We are going to ray world 1."

*Okay, sits in the backseat of the ship yawning.*

(you get to ray world one in an hour)

*Wakes from the nap.*

Horace:"lets go."
(There are big buildings everywhere)

*Gets up and walks with them.* I'm kind of nervous

Horace:"Relax. You'll be fine."

Okay, how long until we get there?

Random rioter:"THEY AT NASA ONLY LOOK FOR ALIEN LIFE! HUMANS LOST IN SPACE MEAN NOTHING TO THEM!!!"

Maybe you should try to send a signal out to them

Random rioter:"TOO LATE NOW!"
(You hear them getting closer)

I'll help you but you must promise not to kill me.

(the rioters are too angry to be reasoned with and sound a couple meters away)

*Starts crying hoping for someone from NASA to arrive.*

(the rioters randomly become silent)

*Is crying and rocking on the toilet.*

(the noise picks up again but the noises are getting farther away)

*Exhales in relief.*

(the rioters are chanting anti earth people things)

Please leave me alone

(more anti earth chanting)

*Starts panicking.*

(rocks get thrown through the windows)

*Locks herself in the bathroom shaking.*

(people are climbing through the windows)

*Locks the bathroom door and is shaking.*
Please leave me alone, I'm innocent!!!

Random rioter:"PEOPLE FROM EARTH FORGOT US! DIDN'T EVEN SEARCH! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES!!!"

We've been searching for life for a very long time.

(the pod bounces off a satellite and is breaching Earth's atmosphere, and you are now hurtling towards Europe)

*Closes her eyes scared.*

(you land causing a 100 foot circumference crater and several bystanders are confused)

*Opens the pod feeling dizzy.*

(bystanders run away in fear)

*Gets out feeling dizzy.* I'm from earth!!!
*Throws up to the side of the pod.*

(The bystanders can't hear you but there is a sign that says London 20 miles away)

*Walks up to the bus stop.*

(the bus comes and opens it's doors)

*Walks into the bus.*