WE WILL DEFEAT THE STRONGEST NAVAL FORCE IN THE WORLD BECAUSE THE OPPRESSIVE MONARCHY IS BANNING OUR RELIGION AND STEALING 20% OF OUR INCOME! >:); WE WILL COMPLAIN ON IN THE INTERNET BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS OPPRESSING US AND I’M TOO SCARED TO FORM AN INDEPENDENT MILITIA BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA GO TO JAIL :((( …; 1700’S AMERICA; 2000’S AMERICA
