woah

Can confirm what Space said

Christmas

shut up edward

Polynesian triangle

that’s where cool people come from

I dont like it here that much, I wanna go to Minnesota

no you don’t

Why you so passionate about this place

i’m a native
and also cus it’s cold here

I live in this place also how tf you think this place cold wtf

it’s not cold there, it’s cold where i live, wisconsin
i’m native hawaiian, idk how i ended up here

Say hi to my grandparents for me

i can’t
all my shit is covered in 69420 miles of snow

All my shit covered in hot air

hot air doesn’t make your car slide into a semi and make everyone in the car f**king die

Bruh why cant places be like pokemon cards I wanna trade

i have those dumbass girls that killed someone cus slenderman
you have like
something better than that

Trust me Hawaii is not a fun place

i lived in new zealand for like a few years before i moved
plus my biological grandma is stuck in a stupid little apartment there but it cool