idk found this and im bored

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

2%

are you the sun cus DAMN baby your hot

what? why

20% 🙂

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

25%

are you a lollypop because you taste amazing

😵 40%

Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

... 90%

I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

96%

. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

101%...

yay

🙂

i was being .000000005 perecnt sirus

ok 🙂, now get back to you know who

who zane no never im done with him

45%.....

You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

70% 😵

hay can we take a pic real quick i wana show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like

its sounds like you want me at 100% tho. 60%

I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

yes

what? 75%

off goggle)It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

*uno revers card lmao* 85%

wth^ I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

ok

P**is
P**is
P**is
P**is
Balls

0%

Bs

1%

Better

lol

are you on the special tonight? because I'm a cannibal and I think you'll taste great!

10%