didn’t anon post this or something

I did

I made it ;-;

and he didn’t even give credit
that son of a bitch

lol

he probably found it online or on Pinterest because I posted it there too I think

go beat him up

no

why is he ignoring us he better just be offline

he needs to learn his lesson

well not through violence

yes through violence

*no you didn't because they're 1 cm wide*

*i have scissors so i cut the net*

I believe youre not

*I actually replaced them with those useless plastic ones while you were dead*

*or blades*

*i stab myself in the eye with one of the edges*

*it's too dull*

*i grab out a razor blade from my pockets and slit my wrists*

*but while you were dead I took the blade out*

*but i have a replacement one*

*no you dont*

*yes i do*

*no because I took it*

*but yes because it’s in my pussy*

*gross*

*why were you looking there*

*I wasn't*

*i’m bleeding out*

*no youre not because I thanos snapped the blade out of existence before you touched it*

*but that razor blade wasn’t part of the half*

*yes it was*

*i’m dead though*

*revives*

*dead forever*

nothing is impossible when you believe

okay well I BELIEVE youre alive again

well i’m dead forever

well I believe youre not

*refuses to live*

no

i am dead

*revives and sells every gun you have*

*jumps off a bridge*

*and fall into another large net*

*i slide through one of the holes*

no-

*puts down ak47*

WHY NOTTTTTTT

well tough

*pulls out my side arm, an m9, and shoots myself in the head*

*throws it away*

BECAUSE

THAT WAS EXPENSIVE

*it's too big for you to do that*

*but i somehow do*

*gives you the money back* MAYBE DONT SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY ON AN AK47?!

but i really wanted one

*has a net under the bridge*

*does some sweet maneuvers to miss the net*