chillin

Chinese food

you’re going to be chinese food

Every animal in existance has already been a chinese person's food

i’m going to chop your head off with a sword and then feed the rest of you to my 2 cats and my dog

in the process of making the food

that ones like my cat

oh no

actually more like

.-.

she trapped herself in my brother’s room 5 hours ago and she’s still there

awww

she’s being an antisocial loser and hissing at the other cat

why do we have the same colored cats

maybe you are my dog

0-0

hmm

hehehe....he..

me when food:

What the dog do- Nevermind, that's overused.

she’s being friends with the cat

Doggo
Pussy

you’ll be instant chinese food
get your ass over here

Ok

*shoves you in the f**king microwave and sets it for 59 minutes*

*pulls out uno reverse card*

dumbass

*buffoon

go yell at the person who made this not me

noted

they’re friends