F_CK HIM UP LENIN

Stalin: *kicks* YOU DARE APPOSE ME MORTAL!?

that’s not stalin

oh right it’s Lenin

that’s not lenin either
*rolls a joint*

k den
f**k it it looks like lenin

*lights it*
that’s some 11 year old

The Russian or the Toaster-f**ker

referring to the faux-russian
that’s some 11 year old kid from maryland

he’s the most based one in the room
go fap to yiff you sympathizer

*puffs a cloud into your face*
i just don’t like it when people screw up cosplaying as stalin

did you just smoke
-grabs you by the f**king neck-
listen here you little shit, if you don’t stop now I’ll rip out your lungs and enjoy them like roasted steaks

*pokes you in the eye with the hot end of my joint*

a
toasty
but that won’t work, I had napalm thrown in my eyes before

shut up
*walks away*