1. Ace Hardware
2. you were buying a christmas ornaments
3. Spike, because you're spike
4. A loyal shopper
5. You tipped our staff
6. Yes
7. Yes, we love our customers
8. A coupon
9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6zIGXun57U
10. To our store
11. there's a 50% discount on chairs
12. nothing
13. you tip our staff a lot and it makes us richer
14. we don't have an imgflip profile