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Golden Glam-Foxy Shield/Strike Card; This card is immune to all cards, including No-Cards, Yes-Cards, Maybe-Cards, and Reverse-Cards. No user will be able to call the user of this card a clown if it needs to come to that point.It is the strongest card in the known Omniverse and Beyond. It defects any sort of "no u" back to the original user. Not even Shaggy or Gru with their power combined could protect themselves from this card. It is as much a shield to any sort of gay and insult as it is a mirror and gay strike to a user. You will be hit by this strike no matter what you do. You cannot use the phrase "uses [item]" nor can you use "uses [item] before this card" against this card. It is far too powerful and will only make you look desperate. Only the creator of this unholy creation can handle its power. Any other user who even dares to think of using this card will be trapped in an endless and infinite loop of nonstop cringe and gayness followed by inevitable bad luck. ™ Foxy-198727; This card has no weaknesses