IT'S LIKE, I WANNA CHECK OUT CHICKS' THINGIES!! I WANT TO SEE THEIR THINGIES, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CHECK THEM OUT EVEN MORE!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE, AND CHICKS DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME! IT'S LIKE, I WANT TO GO UP AND SAY, "HEY, BABY, HOW'S IT GOING?" AND THEN THEY JUST LIKE...THEY JUST GO AWAY, AND THEN THEY SLAP ME!!! AND THEN SOMETIMES, I JUST WANT TO GET A BIG BULLDOZER, AND I JUST WANT TO LIKE...I JUST WANT TO LIKE, BULLDOZE THE WALLS TO THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM, AND THAT WAY I CAN SEE THEIR BOOBS!!! AND LIKE...AND LIKE, I KNOW THEY'RE NAKED INSIDE THERE AND I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!!! AND THEN I WANT TO TAKE THE BULLDOZER, AND LIKE, I WANT TO BULLDOZE THE CAFETERIA TOO, AND THEN THE LIBRARY, I WANT TO DESTROY ALL THE BOOKS, AND THEN I WANT TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AND BULLDOZE THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE TOO!!! AND BULLDOZE IT FOR ONLY- WHEN AM I EVER GETTING A BULLDOZER?!?!?! THEN MAYBE I'LL NEVER TEAR DOWN THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM!!! AND I'LL NEVER SEE A CHICK NAKED EVER!!! AND THAT WOULD SUCK!!! IT WOULD SUCK!!! IT WOULD SUCK!!! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, YEAH YAAAHHH YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, NAKED BOOBS, NAKED BOOBS, NAKED BOOBS, NAKED BOOBS!!! AND THAT WOULD SUCK, IT WOULD SUCK!!! I'M NEVER GONNA SEE A CHICK NAKED EVER!!! AND THAT WOULD SUCK!!! IT WOULD SUCK!!! IT WOULD SUCK!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO...OH NO!!! I'd get the crane with a wrecking ball, and a bulldozer, one of those really nice shovels, and an ice pick, and a backhoe, and a forklift, and a front-end motor, and a combine! And a...Oh yeah, and a getaway car, and some rubbers! Only then will I score! And umm, that's about it...Oh yeah, and some boobs!