IT'S LIKE, I WANNA CHECK OUT CHICKS' THINGIES!! I WANT TO SEE THEIR THINGIES, BUT THEY WON'T LET ME, AND THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CHECK THEM OUT EVEN MORE!!! I FEEL LIKE I'M NEVER GONNA SCORE, AND CHICKS DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME! IT'S LIKE, I WANT TO GO UP AND SAY, "HEY, BABY, HOW'S IT GOING?" AND THEN THEY JUST LIKE...THEY JUST GO AWAY, AND THEN THEY SLAP ME!!! AND THEN SOMETIMES, I JUST WANT TO GET A BIG BULLDOZER, AND I JUST WANT TO LIKE...I JUST WANT TO LIKE, BULLDOZE THE WALLS TO THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM, AND THAT WAY I CAN SEE THEIR BOOBS!!! AND LIKE...AND LIKE, I KNOW THEY'RE NAKED INSIDE THERE AND I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!!! AND THEN I WANT TO TAKE THE BULLDOZER, AND LIKE, I WANT TO BULLDOZE THE CAFETERIA TOO, AND THEN THE LIBRARY, I WANT TO DESTROY ALL THE BOOKS, AND THEN I WANT TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, AND BULLDOZE THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE TOO!!! AND BULLDOZE IT FOR ONLY- WHEN AM I EVER GETTING A BULLDOZER?!?!?! THEN MAYBE I'LL NEVER TEAR DOWN THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM!!!