every middle school speedrunner knows you have to go to the third bathroom in the fifth hallway, jump 7 times, eat 60 bowls of cereal in less than 5 seconds, and kill your PE teacher so you can skip a grade.
WELCOME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! A PLACE WHERE YOU START EXPERIENCING RELATIONSHIPS, BREAKUPS, HEARTACHE, SUFFERING, PAIN, DEPRESSION, POSSIBLY SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, TOXIC FRIENDS, AND OTHER THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE IS HELL!