Have fun my children!

Mia: baby-

Siren: oh hi Mia what's up :)

Mia: hands roses and piece of cake* happy birthday love~

Siren: This is for me?!? Thank you babe~

Mia: your welcome :>

Siren: *takes a fork and took a bite of the cake* mhmm it's very good~

Mia: I baked it-

Siren: thats my Mia, always having the best baking skills. :)

mia: smiled*

Jack: *I was planning this for a long time...A while back I took a trip to my childhood home and claimed that it was an interview for a job I could work remotely, the place was like I remembered, bodies of people littered the floor and my parents corpses where I remembered.....god..It was so long since the first incident....I went into the vault and took the riches I inherited in the first place....I booked a restaurant for the night with her family...This is all a surprise I hope....this just my way of saying thanks, but the whole day I had to get my act together and be dormant so she didn't suspect anything....I then "Woke up" and took her to the restaurant*

Siren: what kind of restaurant are you taking me to.

Jack: Well a Flemmings just opened and I thought you might like it, your entire family is going to be there.

Siren: what! really that must be nice... Thank you:)

Jack: It's no problem really, I mean, you have housed me for a while when I needed help the most so this is the least I could do.

Siren: your so nice~

Jack: Once again, Siren, it is the least I could do * We pull up at the restaurant and I take her in to her family yelling "surprise!"

Siren: oh god Thank you!!!!

Jack: * I seat her and I sit down next to her and the dinner begins, we order our appetizer.* Enjoying yourself?

Siren: oh shit..um I don't have any on the top of my head... sorry

Jack: Nono you're fine! I will tell one if you guys are ok with dark humor..

Siren: thats a pretty funny story :)

Jack: I am glad you liked it!

Siren: I like dark humor, go right ahead.

Jack: OK, so I was wondering the state line between florida and georgia..I was seeking shelter and these two guys pick me up, and within the first night there was something wrong. I went to their shared home, and I was hit with a warm, musty, pot smell...There was no way to describe the house, it was clean but something was off. They showed me the couch I would be sleeping on and it was comfy. I walk around the house and see a springlock suit that smelt like...well rancid buffalowildwings. Matt came and told me that he was in there when the springlocks went off and luckily they where flimsy plastic that just snapped when it went down. I asked why it smelt so bad and....well he said he went to a kids birthday party at buffalowildwings and then he got covered in sauce before having to pee himself in the bathroom, with there being no crotch plate. He hasn't been able to undo the smell since, no matter how much bleach he put on it.

I told him that "That explains the faded color of the suit.."

and you know what this dude said? he said "I know, how does drinking bleach do that?"

I I stopped immediately and just looked at this dude and said "What?"

He tried playing it off by saying "What?"

I ignored the words from his mouth and asked "Whatever, just why do you guys share a house?"

Matt said "We work at a ChuckECheese, if it wasn't for us combining our tip money we would be homeless"

I said that " That Makes sense....Hey umm where did Brad go?"

Matt replied with "Oh he is just ordering pizza."

I asked "Don't you guys get sick of pizza? you know having to eat that ChuckECheese pizza all the time?"

Matt said "Nah...maybe...a little. It is all we can afford OK?"

I just said "ok."

Just then Brad comes in and he was in his favorite PJs, there was a tear in the front and covered in alfredo sauce stains from chicken alfredo night, he says it is friday tradition to get chicken alfredo as celebration of freedom from the "simulation". I push it off to the side thinking it is better to live with these guys than on my own.

The pizza arrives at 4:20 pm and they pay, and go to the kitchen to get an herb, they put it on their pizza and asked if I wanted any oregano, I put some on my pizza had a bite it was really good so...

the story pt 2: The pizza arrives at 4:20 pm and they pay, and go to the kitchen to get an herb, they put it on their pizza and asked if I wanted any oregano, I put some on my pizza had a bite it was really good so I started a game of who could put the most oregano on a slice of pizza. I won with 23 big leaves on it and when I had a pizza with 128 slices of oregano. Everything was fine...until about twenty minutes later..I started seeing Ｃ𝕆Ļ𝐎Ⓡ丂, tasting..Ｒ𝓪ι𝓝Ⓑ๏Ｗ...I was feeling weird, brad and matt where purple and had large eyes, they seemed to be feeling the same way.

I stumbled around and tasted water, it tasted like Ｃ𝕆Ļ𝐎Ⓡ丂...if I knew what it tasted like. Matt asked me what was up? "ħ𝐨𝓦𝕕ץ 𝔡Øᵒ𝓭𝓛ｅ ｍ¥ Ğยу, 爪Ў ℓᶤＦ€ t𝕒şŦ𝓔 ｌᶤⓚє 𝓒𝓞Ⓛㄖʳร" 𝓔𝔳ｅⓇ𝔶t𝓱ⓘᶰǤ 𝐁𝑒𝐜ค๓𝕖 ⓒⓞＬｏяᔕ ａℝ𝑜𝕦Ｎⓓ 𝓜Ẹ, Ꭵ𝓽 Ⓦ𝐀ᔕ ƗηŜ𝔸𝓝ᵉ, 𝕄Ⓨ 𝔩ⓘ𝐟Ẹ 𝕎ΔＳ ʲǗ𝕊Ⓣ Č𝓸𝓵Ｏя𝐒. 𝓉ℍａŤ 𝔀αＳ Ş๏𝕞€ ω𝒾εŕ𝔻 𝕠ℝє𝔤卂𝕟Ỗ.."</p>

<p> в𝔯α𝕕 𝐀𝔫Đ ⓜÃⓣ 𝕔ħ𝕚Ｍέ𝓭 ᑌƤ.." 𝔱𝓱𝐚Ť ώค𝓢 𝐒ⓄⓂẸ ⒻƗᑎＥ ⓒคηภά𝔹ᎥŜ.." 𝓪Ｎ𝒹 𝓲 ⒷⓁâкεｄ σ𝓤т</p>

I woke up in the house, hours later I had five boxes of pizza hut and buffalowildwings on me, I was covered in sauce, I get up and find a slice of pizza on the floor, it had a bite in it but I picked it up and ate it, with a muffled voice from having a full mouth I call out for Brad and Mat. I found Mat in his room doing something, I would rather not talk about with a magazine and I went out the door, I went to the park across the street and called for Brad. I made it to the slide before I see something drop right next to me, I look up and saw Brad, he looked at me and he asked
"ｗђＡⓣ ᵈØ𝓲Ｎ'? "

"What did you give me?!"

"Ｏᕼ…ℍαĦα Ŧнᗩт 𝕎αˢ 𝕒 ﻮｏㄖĎ ⓅℝαŇⓚ ʷα𝔰𝓷ｔ Ꭵ𝓉? 𝐈 𝓽Ø𝕝𝒹 ¥𝕠𝔲 𝓉ⒽαŤ Ŵｅ𝐄Ⓓ ฬ𝕒𝐒 𝕆Ⓡ𝔢𝐆ａ𝐍Ⓞ"

"YOU GAVE ME WEED?!"

"ʸｅtħ 👌"

Like! THIS DUDE gave me, THE GOOD GREEN! ME! I was 17 at the time and it was f**king hilarious!

Siren: I am, this is a pleasant birthday party I love it :)

Jack: So any fun stories you would like to share?

*Some sort of device is sitting on the counter. It has the words, 'Happy Birthday, mate,' on the front.*

Siren: *smiles warmly* how sweet~

*Jacob appears.*

Siren: oh hey!

"Yo."

Siren: how was your day~

"Good."

Siren: Not to be rude or anything this is kinda awkward

"True."

Siren: thank you for the present I appreciate it~

"Yeah, no problem."

Hunter: Hello Siren!

Siren: hi Hunter :)

Hunter: I have a special present!

Siren: present... Okay what is it then

Hunter: *He hands her a tiny box* This is part one.
*The box moves a little*

Siren: i-it moved

*An Axolotl gets out of the box*
Axolotl: Hewwo!
Hunter: It can walk and talk, and breath air!

Siren: aww it's adorable thank you can I name it? :)

Axolotl: Sure! By the way, Happy Birthday!

Siren: thank youuu.... Bang chan! :) do you like that name?

Bang: Sounds good to me! :3

Ramirez: this is easy i have it planned i just to go get it as planned and i good to go *gos to start up the Humvee*

Siren: helloo, im home, Ramirez?! where are you?

Ramirez: ! Uh i got to get some eggs we are nearly out of them i will Be back shortly .

Siren: huh! Really, i just got back.

Ramirez: and I noticed we where nearly out of eggs and i am forgetting other ingredients for something i was going to make.

Siren: oh ok, what are you even making?