someone ship a stripper to my house

Please shut the f**k up

higher and higher you ejaculate it, it's deep in your balls go chase it, this is your moment..

Who is this funny to? Surely you yourself don’t find this amusing. I swear to god if u don’t stop I’m gonna cu- I mean cu- I mean cum I mean

release

I mean

W H A T T H E A C T U A L F U K

cum, cum, they will remember you, cum cum!

shut up i have gf

like i will literally put a jet engine on your mom's car

a body pillow doesnt count as a girlfriend noob

so you think spire is a body pillow?

also if you are LAUGHING at me for this, you are as low as you SAY i am (which u know i ain't a low life scum)

pretty bold of you.
she isnt your gf just bcz she simps on ya.

i could screenshot our dm's

but i won't, especially not for an enemy

and i'm actually kinda entertained at your attempt of humor, which i don't find funny

Humor...
I never wanted to be funny :)

Oh no, not an online gf please be joking no 💀

wtf is wrong with online gf's

like online seems more common than irl tbh

and ofc i have face reveals

Not here to judge you but it’s not real. It’s online, it’s not gonna bring you any real happiness.

oops i forgor to say i could make it real

because it proves youre lonely.
you cant find a real partner since youre so ugly so you resort to blind relationships.

You never know who you're talking to online, you've never even met her in irl.

Key word: IRL

awww it's just too bad i don't give a shit

Cybersecurity is of importance.
You lack it, you get hacked and tracked.
You fortify it, you're anonymous and private.

So it's unfortunate if you don't give a shit.

VPN's?

Hmph, you seem to be sadly uninformed, Josh.

Even if you use a virtual private network, yes it will prevent people from seeing what you're doing online, but it won't protect you if you click on a malicious link, if a hacker manages to find the password into your accounts or devices, or leak your own personally identifiable information which includes your face, address, etc.

bruh use diff passwords on each site lmfao

also can we not make this a drama, i just want to do good instead of becoming the new Danny. lets just call it a truce

HA!! GOTTEM

... What?
You didn't even say anything.

I now need to bleach my brain
/j