scp-001 got me like aeugh-

fu-

*proceeds to cover my entire body in 420 layers of heavy clothing*

**ALL CLEAR ALERT**
EVERYTHING IS FINE
THERE IS NO EMERGENCY
COME OUTSIDE AND SEE THE SUN
EVERYTHING IS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL
COME JOIN US
WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU

i covered myself in heavy clothing (420 layers)

and gave myself 69 human blob destroying weapons

so that should be fin- wait hol up

i forgor my thicc goggles and my head wrap

SCP-001 EAS