I'm dyslexic and to keep track I have a diary and this is what I did on Day 47. WAIT!!!!!! Forget it! I meant I had diarrhea for 47 days and this is what happened...
Oh, I photoshopped those in there to confuse PETA —to make 'em think that it was upside down. So I wouldn't prosecuted for filling Sam up with the helium. Here's the original...