I have a few more jokes. Comment if you want to hear more.

Ok
So there’s this man named Leonard who works in a normal office job. You know, wake up, go type stuff, leave. Except, there is a bar on the top floor. So Leonard’s wife divorced him last night, and he goes into work. Everything gets done around 2 pm. So he goes to the bar. He LOVES vodka, and the bartender named Chris serves the BEST vodka. So he walks in, and he sits by Chris. Now, the guy next to him is trying to convince everybody that his wine is magic. He takes a drink, jumps off the balcony, and flys around the building. Since Leo was sitting next to him, he takes a drink, jumps off the balcony-
And falls to his death. Moral of the story: Superman is evil when he’s drunk

lmao