Political compass

HAD TO MARRY A F**KING ROBOT ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS DEDICATED HATING CRABS OUT OF SPITE HIS FOOD SUCKS CONVINCES SPONGE BOB (USEFUL IDIOT) TO BETRAY CRABS; COLONIZES SEA MASSIVE PRIDE IN HER STATE AND SPECIES IS A SCIENTIST SURPRISINGLY VIOLENT OWNS A HELICOPTER BULLIES PATRICK FOR BEING DUMB AND NOT HAVING A JOB AND DISLIKES BLUE BIG NOSED GUY WHO MAKE (((MODERN ART))); LITERAL CAPITALIST STEREOTYPE BULLIES PLANKTON FOR GIGGLES; LOVES EVERYONE GAY ACCORDING TO VIACOM EFFEMINATE PRETTY STUPID BUT NICE NOT ENGAGED BUT HAS A SNAIL; DOESN'T HAVE A JOB USED TO BE GREAT EARLIER IN SERIES IS SHIT NOW EFFEMINATE VERY DUMB IS NICE TO SPONGE BOB TYPICALLY BUT HATES HIM WHEN HE HAS POWER; HATES JOB DOES IT ANY WAYS TRIES TO BE AND ENTREPRENEUR SPONGE BOB DOES IT BETTER MAKES SHITTY ART AND EXPECTS MONEY FROM IT