Yes

I judge

Ok

r

ok u go first

i'm not allowed to roast garbage nvm

4/10
Reason: seen it before

i dont have background info about him

ROUnD 2

ROUND 2

I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.

7/10
Reason: BHAAHAHA SO FUNNY

ROUnd 2

Ready, set... Go!

I will rip out your esophagus and use it as a silly straw for my soda

round 3

There's no way you made that big a typo

i was looking at gay hentai, so my brain just put that instead of what i was trying to say

.....

8/10
Reason: mmm yummy

yay

You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.

Sheesh, can't take a joke?

Mhm suuuuuuure

no cap.

Sheesh, Can't understand something as simple as love is love?

Wait i miss typed that i ment
"Get your facts straight, but you'll never get them as straight as a gay man"

7/10
Reason: ohhhhhhhhh!

you never heard that?

Nope

*this is not my roast*
Dude making jokes about LGBTQ people isn't funny

round 3

(Heard it multiple times)
Your existence is the reason why you don't have a lover

6/10
Reason: decent

All mistakes are fixable, yet you aren’t.

get your facts straight, i hope you make them straighter than you