A dead one

not a bird

👁️👄👁️

Being a dead bird means I'll just get violated by another bird

*Cough* penguins *cough*

LMFAOOO-

They literally will f**k anything

Even the ground isn't safe
It's happened

How tf do you hump the ground

Idk

And one time a scientist put the head of a female penguin on a rock to see how the males would react

You know where I'm going with this

WHAT THE F U C K . . .
THEY NASTY BRUH

Yeah

In other words penguins and birds in general are the spawn of Satan

Y'know what else is bad

The walking trashcan called the pelican

The reason I call it a walking trashcan is because they will eat anything

Even ppl?

Alright thanks for coming to my TED talk about penguins

Stay tuned for more bird slander in the future

Looking forward to it 👌🏼

Lmao I'll stop

This pelican is trying to eat a bear

So yeah they certainly could eat human children

NOOO WTF POOR BEAR

A cat could probably open a pelican up like a Christmas present

That doesn't stop this pelican tho

And y'know the worst part about pelicans

They don't have teeth

So they swallow their prey whole

Which means anything they swallow suffocates in their throat

STOP
Dont send more pics p l s

And also I don't hate dogs as much anymore

F**KING GOOD

I just hate the animals they share an order with

AKA seals

But seals are for a different animal slander TED talk

And I have to go
So tell me next time bru