beat me to it ;-;

lol

Question how this was an accident

There are ~ p o s s i b i l t i e s ~

how do we accidentally have sex

Being drunk is one lmao

a c c i d e n t a l ?

y e s

ok wait whos top doe

LMFAO-

idfk-

mk then who did I A C C I D E N T A L L Y have seggs with

It says "we'd" as in me and you dumbass

AOWH WAW AW HECC MAHHHHHHHH

IM BREAKING THE NEAREST WINDOW AND HITTING THE DASH

are you stupid-

NO WELL YEAH BUT NO

lmfao

but first I'd threaten you not to tell anyone

THEN RUN

I wouldn't listen to your threat

then I'd choke you out

Then I'd be happy

then I wouldnt choke you out

Then I'd get on top of you and choke the f**k out of you <3

I unlocked mastered ultra instinct and dodge your attacks

then I beat tf outta you

💀....

hahaha no

yes

how does one accidentally have sex

Cause no one would have sex with you on purpose /j

yeah
they all just somehow be there when i get stuck in the washing machine
the world works in mysterious ways

Regret my existence since my virginity is gone

l m f a o

Impossible I have the virginity forever spell on myself

Wanna break that spell? /j

DENKI STOP BEING A HOE AND STOP F**KING OTHER PEOPLE

LMAO

I SAID /J-

AND WHY CAN YOU CALL ME A HOE BUT OTHERS CAN'T-

cuz i am your husband and it was a joke

ik

and you are my waifu

y a y

am i your husband or husbando?

~ b o t h ~

👍

No

yes

Who says it was accidental?

I-

also i would just continue