YOU PLAY A SCARY VIDEO GAME; THE LIGHTS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD GO OFF; YOU HEAR A LOUD SCREAM; YOU SEE A DEAD BODY; YOU SEE A ZOMBIE; THE ZOMBIE IS RUNNING TOWARDS YOUR NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE; YOU SEE THE ZOMBIE INFECTING YOUR NEIGHBOR; YOU REALISE THE GAME GOES LIKE THIS; THE ZOMBIE SMASHES DOWN YOUR DOOR; YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF ESCAPING SO YOU DECIDE TO GET INFECTED.
BUT WAIT...