mr inconvenienced

WHEN YOU USE THE BATHROOM:; THE TOILET SEAT IS HEATED; THE TOILET SEAT IS COLD; THE TOILET SEAT IS WARM (SOMEONE JUST WENT); THE TOILET SEAT IS WET; THE TOILET SEAT IS TOO BIG; YOU BROKE THE TOILET SEAT; THERE IS NO A TOILET SEAT; THERE IS ONLY A TOILET SEAT; IT'S LITERALLY A HOLE IN THE GROUND; YOU FALL IN