Part 1 of Bob's Onslaught: hills

Ashwing
Are you Dream from Minecraft?

???: no wtf

What is your name?

???: bob, but who are you

I'm Ashwing
*Stomach Rumbles*

Bob: you better not ask for some f**kin food

Okay, I won't
*Flies off before coming back with a dead cow.*

Bob: *shoots ron*

Eats the cow, thank you for protecting me Bob.

Ron: noob

I'm not a noob

Ron: cap

Goes back to his cave

Ron: *f**king dead*

What do you mean?

Bob: ron was a folder

Okay.

Bob: he's f**king dead

Okay

Ron: f**k off I'm dead

*Whimpers and runs away*

Blaze: yo, dream, that you?

???: bro wtf

Minus: are you dream

???: wtf

Minus: Answer the question

???: no

Minus: So your not dream? Thank god i hate dream

???: oh wow your not a dream stan

Minus: nope

???: deez

Minus: N u t s

Bob: good job, son

Minus: Do you like wendy's?

(I didn’t make this art ._.)
Bandu: Well hello Dream. I mean, Bop from Bop and Boshit mod

Bob: hello bandu from the crate and gambly gilded orange edition

Bandu: Holy shit, that was sus

Bob: YOU SAY DISGUSTING YOU *vine booms into rock*

Bandu: Sus. *He turns into imposter*

Bob: Disgusting

Bandu: F**k you.

Bob: check the lyrics
Brobgonal: hey there ni(NOPE NOT GETTING CANCELLED)

Bandu: THATS RACIST, YOU CANT SAY NI(Black person Slur)

Brobgonal: but what about me

Bandu: You’re gay lol.

Bob: djck

Bandu: What you know about rolling down in the deep

Bob: balls

Bandu: XD XD XD

Brobgonal: atleast I don't wanna f**k my phone

Bandu: At least my dad didn’t leave for milk.

Brobgonal: *checks twotter*

The Post: Everyone I have an announcement to make. Expunged Is a bitch ass mother f**ker. He pissed on my wife. That’s right. He took out his red ass dick and pissed all over my f**king wife. And he said it was “This big” And I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a post on my Twitter dot com, Expunged, you have a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut but even smaller, and this is what my dong looks like. That’s right baby. All points, no red, no wrinkles. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH! BEHOLD MY SUPER LAZER PISS! But I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna aim higher. IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 HOURS before the piss drrrroples down onto the earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

Sonic.EXE: ayo chill man

Bandu: No

Bob: when your cum goes num

Bandu: Ayo

Sonic.EXE: ..

Bandu: Hi

Sunky: *starts crying*
Brobgonal: look what you did

Bandu: That’s why your mom is dead

Bob: HES ALIVE

Badnu: Yes

Brobgonal: that's it *knocks out bandu*

Bandu: *Knocked out*

Sonic.EXE: yeah im out

Bandu: F**k you

Brobgonal: bandu :( Expunged made me because u was lonely

Bandu: That’s it. *Posts on his Twitter dot com* Check out my announcement.