My step mum: "You're not getting your phone for the rest of the day."
Me:"Okay cool."
My step mum: "Fine I will take it until Wednesday."
Me:*goes in the hall to get away from her*
Her:"I think you threw away the dustpan."
Me: "Why would do you think that."
Her:"Because you wanted to."
Me:"Well I didn't so why do you think that."
Her:"Because you're you."
Me:"Still doesn't explain."
Her:*stomps off*