KENTUCKY’S BEST WEATHER FORECAST IS
ANYBODY’S GUESS; THIS FORECAST HAS EVERYTHING—
TWENTY INCHES OF SNOW, NO SNOW, 70 DEGREES, 15 DEGREES, FROSTBITE, SUNSTROKES, FLOODS, TORNADOES, DROUGHT, SNOW SLEDS, WATER SKIS, A GUY IN A SANTA SUIT WEARING A POOL FLOATY, AND A SALT TRUCK FULL OF SUNSCREEN.