Police believe the suspect, a private investigator using the codename Angel, was digging up dirt on an old adversary, Al de Grave. In the process he discovered several skeletons in the closet. Ultimately he could not execute his plan, as hovering around a dying man coughin’ felt too much like walking on ‘shells. Police have concluded the graverobber must have been cold-hearted to attempt to make his friend rest in pieces. GRAVE ROBBER ARRESTED IN TOMBSTONE, ARIZONA; PLEASE! NO MORE PUNS!
