wilbursoot -narwhal

LIFE ISNT QUITE WHAT I THOUGHT I'D BE WHEN I WAS A KID ON VOIP I THOUGHT WHEN I GET OLDER I'D MARRY HER I TOLD HER NOW IM 26 AND I WORK IN AN OFFICE 9 TIL 5 NOT THE BEST I'LL BE HONEST IF I COULD CHANGE A SINGLE THING I'D MAKE IT ME AND NOT HIM BUT HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT I GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCIAL SKILLS IT DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS ANYWAY MAKE THE MOST OF HIM CAUSE SHE MOVES ON PRETTY BLOODY QUICK OHHHH YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND'S AN ARSEHOLE YEAH I'VE MET JARED OF COURSE I'VE MET JARED THE ONE THAT TOOK YOU AWAY FROM ME YOU HIT IT OFF INSTANTLY I KNOW CAUSE YOU WONT STOP TELLING ME IVE SEEN HIS JAWLINE SHOULDERS AND MUSCLES PUSH AGAINST HIS FASHION SENSE IVE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NUDE (IM NOT GAY THOUGH)