How real women fight over men

noted

Fun but absolutely unnecessary fact: Dogs piss in certain areas to mark their territory🐶

Don't all animals do that-

No

Oh

*unsheaths katana* I'M SORRY THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN PISS ON ME IS MY IRL GF

*pushes you down and pisses on you cutely* uwu

*blocks with katana* your with poke so I won't hurt you but I will still block your piss and take your cat hostage

NU NOT MY CAT-

Then don't piss on me

What the-

Exactly what I thought

Lmfao