DEAR DIARY: MY FRIEND/CRUSH SIMON HASN'T GIVEN ME AN INVITATION TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY, I ASKED HIM ABOUT THIS AND HE SAID "I CAN'T HAVE IT WITHOUT YOU" I ALSO NOTICED THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT EXCEPT FOR CHOCOLATE, EGGS, MILK, FLOUR AND SUGAR, BUT IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT: SIGNED MAY 10 2015
