-spikes the punch- aHEm

*drinks it all* *is still sober* *pulls out vodka* SORRY I'M LATE! *Drinks all vodka* *is still sober*

*drinks five cups of punch without knowing it was spiked*

Oop-

*is now incredibly drunk*

-wheeze-

*starts flirting with myself in a mirror*

Autosexual lol

C-BONES NO-

Oh hi want to dance?

Sure

But first *drinks the punch*

WOAH

*hic*

I would also get drunk but I'm already high

ok

Wanna dance *hic* now?

Well I don't want you to fall fall sweetheart maybe we should just sit down until your drunkness in my highness gets over

awww-

Anyway I want you to dance with poke

oki *hic* do you know *hic* where he is?

-sits down- I don't know. Do you want me to get a chair for you?

*sits down*

*hic* Thanks *hic*

Sure

-grabs a chair- there.

🍸🍹
Drinks

y e s s s

🍔🍟🍨 🍦
Food

y a s

*pulls out bricks of cocaine and starts doing lines*

can i join you

yes

*joins you*

Can I join-

yes

y a y

is their wine here *is obviously underage*

yessir

f u c k y e a *is already drunk from the spiked punch*

*hands you wine*

*chugs it*

*chugs some too*

*hic* welp im off to *hic* find more *hic* alcohol to *hic* drink

If you *hic* find any *hic* get me some

*hic* kk *hic*

*stumbles away and comes back with two bottles of wine a couple minutes later*

*hic* here *hands you a bottle*

*hic* thanks *hic*

*proceeds to chug straight from the wine bottle*

*hic* me neither

*hic* damn *hic*

*hic* yessirrrr *hic*

*hic* and to think *hic* im not even *hic* legallyy allowed *hic* to drink

*does the same*

*hic* I f**king *hic* lovee *hic* weddings