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Fellas we are here together to celebrate the relationship of two wonderful people. Two of my closest friends at the moment as well. All right we'll start off with the groom poke for real I hated you. But I mean everybody knew that. But once we got past our differences you turned out to be a really really good friend and I'm glad for you now I just got to proposed to sayore. Denki I remember when I used to have a crush on you. The time has passed but you're still as sweet as I remember and I'm glad you have a lovable dumbass as a husband. now I got to go throw up because I'm way too high.

That is a great speach

emotional

Emotional in what way that I have to throw up?

yed

Thank you hunny

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CAN I PISS IN YOUR ASSHOLE

I'm getting a restraining order

*pushes you down as i cutely piss in your tight ass*

wow

Help me

nah
What if cinna does it to me

Oh trust me she only has eyes for me and I'm afraid

> w <

Hell no

*pees on your cute toes*

Wait I'm a skeleton jokes on you w**re I don't have an asshole

-rips them apart and puts them in my piss-

Impossible just being around you is making me lose brain cells

>w<

-Throws up on you-

-throws up inside of your nose, i shake you as it hits your brain-

YOU BETTER RUN BOY

You're right
I should

>w< too late! *pushes you down as i cutely piss in your tight virgin asshole* UWU!

I didn't run fast enough

oWo your lucky you havent gotten the special treatment like crossbones has

YES CINNA PISS MORE

*pisses on poke* MY TERRITORY

*pisses on poke more* NO MINE

Poor poke

L M F A O -

*pees in your mouth*

I t t a s t e s s o g o o d ~

can you a don't

*claps and hugs you* B e a u t i f u l s p e e c h

-hugs-
I am an author so I do have a knack for these things

Y e s

Also I need you to piss on cinna

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lmao what

F**k that I'm vomiting on her

LMFAO-

Ah hell nah
I don't have the attention span to read all that

Same bro

What corpse said

where speech?

Down