it'll feel like being crushed btwn 2 fullsize trucks (silverados)

you might feel my Magnum Dong when you hug me.

same

we can have lightsaber battles with our dongs

i do this irl with some friends actually

f**k yeah

Alright, lets get an erection and D U E L

*gets so big of an erection that my dong can kill*

*Ditto
LET'S FIGHT

i've played this game for a long time

UAH UAH UAH UAH UAH UAH UAH UAH (intense humping sounds)

EW! NO! WE WERE GOING TO LIGHTSABER DUEL WITH OUT DONGS!

*still humps you with my big dong*

*Cracks ur dong like a glow stick and it starts illuminating

oml xd

yeah f**k fights

lets just hang out at the car meet

there'll be some sexy girls there too

ok u made my dong more powerful *not even close to final*

*Cracks my dong and it starts illuminating
No more games.

Ok, no more games then~

Dew it

*brain not work*

i l o v e y o u (i can't say anything else)

*big bear huggos*

I love you too *huggos back*