This is how i finna look like when me and sayori get married

i always have a black suit and a bowtie

Cool

ah yes
dead and turned into a skeleton who stars in an indie rpg made by a dog and fallen in love with a ddlc character

That's the long and short of it

You’re a grown man nown

What?

You’ve grown up, sonny boy!

Okay?

*takes anything slightly childish*
You wont be needing these now that you’re a man!

Noooooooo not my superhero costume

Now, your phone.
*looks through phone*
Who is this Ankha and why do you have so many pictures of them?

-grabs the phone shoots it with ketchup gun 10 times throws it really far away and it blows up-
No one

Alright. Now your pc..
What’s this Homework folder..

Oh Lord

What does this NSFW zip file contain?

-opens it is a bunch of pictures of hot dogs-

MY EYES
MY EEYYEESS

It's just the food

My jokes f*cking suck huh

So you see there's nothing to be afraid of you can even check my Google it's completely innocent

Fair enough.
WAIT.
What is in your trash can app?

-there's nothing-