MUPPETS
ERNIE AND
JI-YOUNG
ANNOUNCE
THEIR
ENGAGEMENT, IN THEIR WORDS,
TO "PISS OFF CONSERVATIVE
SNOWFLAKES EVEN MORE."; IN OTHER NEWS, ACTOR AND
FUTURE MENSWEAR MODEL
JIM JORDAN, WHO HAS; NOTHING TO HIDE, IS
STILL REFUSING TO SHARE ALL
THE STUFF HE DOESN'T KNOW.