"Sans?"
"Yes pap?"
"What are you drinking?"
"Oh this?"
"That Pope died gave me this, its called: "holy water"
"That's obviously coocked water sans."
"Not its holy."
"Because I boiled the HELL out of it."
(Silence)
"Uh, paps?"
"SAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
"oh no."