Yea–i got the idea of reverse maid cafe with a slightly punk boi (no erp)

(uhh no strangling please)

*shits self *

Uh sir this is a reverse maid cafe not your toilet–

-le a s c e n d-
Why hello.

(you know what imma start using my oc above)
???: Hello. My name is jackson, I'll be your server today. What could i get for you?

Vietnamball: Rice with extra rice.

Kuro: hey cutie

(No erp I know I'm doing romance)

Hank: Huh? Aren't these banned in Nevada?

Bambi: *walks in with C O R N*

(Uh i forgot to mention.......NO BAMBI STUFFS ALLOWED!)

(Why does everyone hate Bambi and forget to tell the rules of an rp)

Sunshine
Walks in feeling hungry waiting for a maid to come

*A male maid greets Sunshine. He has long silver hair, blue eyes along with the famous maid dress all male servers have to wear. He bows lightly, and looks at Sunshine.*

"Hello miss. Welcome and i'm Silver. I'll be your server today. What would you like?

Could I have regular milk with a cinnamon roll?

"Oh, alright. Do you want your milk hot or cold?"

*He takes out some notebook paper to record your order.*

I would like it cold please

"Okay I'll get the order ready in a sec, please wait patiently."

Okay, nods and waits

[ Nuro ] ( he/him )
*walks in and yes with is bottom eyes closed*

Mike: Welcome. Would you like a male maid or a female butler as your server today?

*Mike says as he opens the door for you.*

*walks in*
" butler or maid i'm fine with any"

Mike: Alright. Someone will serve you shortly, take a seat at a table please.

"alright~"
*takes a seat*

*A male server approaches your table. He has short brown hair, green eyes, and wearing a maid costume like all the other male servers here.*

Hi, I'm Ansell and im your maid for the evening, what would you like?

"greetings and just some coffee"

"Okay."

*waiting*

*Ansell emerges out from the counter with a cup of coffee and some sugar cubes in a glass pot along with a tiny jug of milk.*
There is your order, sir. Enjoy!

"thank you"
*yes he puts in some sugar cubes into the coffee*

Guardian Scout: ?

*A female in a butler costume walks to this robot*

"Hey, I'd never knew Legend Of Zelda robots come here.........Oh well a customer is a customer. So sir, my name is Jessicca, and what would you like today?"

Waiters in the background:

"Why is a robot here again?"

"I dunno."

"I'm curious what it would order......"

"Yeah that is a good question......."

Guardian Scout V: NO THREAT DETECTED.

Jessicca:
*stands there awkwardly*

Guardian scout V: *less automated* Hello.

Jessicca: A-ah! Hello, and what would you like?

Guardian V: Where are we?

Jessicca: What do you mean by that...........Oh wait your from Legend Of Zelda, aren't you?

Guardian V: What is that?

Jessicca: The name of the universe you probably came from.......Its basically a popular video game.

GSV: ‘Video game’?

Jessicca: Yeah! I'll show you!

*she goes behind the counter, into the changing room. She comes back with a nitendo switch in her hand, turning it on and clicking the Legend Of Zelda, Breath Of The Wild game. A save loaded up, and she teleported her character to a nearby shrine. The character entered the shrine, walking around for a bit until she saw a guardian scout just like it.*

(eh i don't play the game but a friend plays it so i know some stuff)

GSV: How??

Jessicca: Magic.

*says sarcastically*

Shadow: *enters without the arms*

Uhh, sir? mister? Please take a seat and I'm Adelene, your server for today. What do you want?
*Adelene looks genuinely surprised. She never ever thought of something other than a human enter the maid cafe and this was a first for her.*

Shadow: *goes to a chair* coffee please *trying to forget things that happened on the past*

Good choice. I'll get your order ready in a sec sir.

*She ripped a piece of notebook paper and took out a pen to write the order.*

Shadow: *looks around* this place is nice

*Adelene walks up with a coffee, answering back to you.*

"Yeah, we have been very popular around the area for our "reverse" maid cafe style. Almost all the customers says that pur place is good and im satisfied to hear that.

(I’m gonna go to bed since it’s midnight
(I’ll see you tomorrow
(Bye!

Oh bye!

(Back

Shadow: nice