Part 3 of the Dave and bambi roleplay (I should give these parts names, this series might last a while)

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Expunged: H̴̢̛̜͚̻̙͇̣̝̳̾̃̉͊̔̅̄̎͋͘e̶̢̧̟̩̥͈̍̌̈̑̽̅̔̑͗̈́̃̐̾̕ͅl̶̢̳̘̠̤͍͂l̵̡̧̛̫͚̩͉̰͚̝͔̞̰̪͍̦͊̊́̀͌̑̎͛͝͝ǫ̴̜͕̯̞͕͖̣͇͈͖͊̋͊͋̾̾͝ ̷̛͕̮͔͔͉͔͙̤̰̲͙̮̌͐̈́͊̂̉̍̏͠ͅḉ̵̡̪̲̣͖͔̜̼̈́̀̓̀̊͑̆͘̕͘͝o̶̢̥̭̭̫͆̾͂͘͜͝r̸̹̤͉̠͓̮̣̽̑̄͌̉̈́̚͠r̶̨̛̲̗̟̒́͒̑̇͌͛́͘͝͠û̷̮͍̩̘̙̲͔͓͚̳̮͍̼̲̩̅p̶̢̮̹͔̅͌́͗̕t̶͚̦̽̇e̸̥̮̟̤̺̳̹̱̪͇͎̻͐͒̄̎̈́̋̐̀͑̃̕̕̚͜͜d̸̛̠̣̐̍-̵̫̥̭̬̙̀̉̈́̒̚f̴̢͉̲̹͎̱̠̹̈̊́́̈́̐͗͝o̶̠̙̬̗͓̣̮̭̲̦̯͖̪̾̋͆̈̍̒x̵̡̳̺͇̼͎̦̪̦͂͒́

you look like bambi

Expunged: S̸̡̞͎̞͖͍̗͊̓̍͂̆̓̀̕͜c̶̨͍̟͗͛̑̓̂͗̎̉̓͑̓̅͝r̴̨̬̰̗̟͈̤̈́ẻ̶̡̨͖̝͒̐͋͜w̷̨̩̖͎̩̣̤̜̗̲͉̐́̄̂̑̏̈͐͠ ̴̰̜͎̰̤̟͆̎̍̀͌̂͊̓̌̇̑͘y̶̡̞̌̏̇͋̌̂͆̚o̸̪̗̮͎͈͍̟̠̝̗̪̠̝̯͌̇̐̇͋̅͐̆̊̅̈́͝ȗ̴̡̡̢͙͚̤͎͈̼̻̬̙͈̂͆̿͗̌̕̚͜͝͠ͅ

sorry.

Expunged: Ẅ̶̢͊h̸̪̔̒y̷̫͋͝ ̷̡̭̊̄a̶̟̋̚r̸͎͌ę̷̩̅̕ ̵͈̀̅y̸̳̭̅ö̴̫͗u̶͓̎͠ ̸̖͓̑ï̴̗̂n̶̩̱̾ ̶̨̍ṁ̶̨̛ý̴̻̺̃ ̵̠̾̽ḓ̶͌ĩ̸͍̯̾m̴̜͇̏̑ẽ̸̱̲ṋ̸̢̃̉s̶̙̔ĩ̸̻͈o̷͚͝ṇ̶̯͛͑?̸̻̍

idk i woke up here

Expunged: >:/
(BTW, the less intense the zalgo is, the calmer he is.)

whats zalgo?) im sorry to bother you if i am.

(Zalgo is a corrupted text language)
Expunged: P̵͖͎̎͑ḽ̸̬̝̓͒ͅê̷̬̤̬̟̍̒͝a̷͉͎̐ͅs̸̩̋ḙ̸̬͈̺̇̿́ ̶̧̂͝l̴͇͔̱̙̈́e̷̜̿͜ḁ̵͇̖̜̎v̴̜̽́͊̽ë̵̥͎̂̈́̋ ̵͖̝̼̪͝b̶̛͍̙̽̾͝e̵͓̜͑́͘f̶̧̻̈́̊̐͠ò̸̙͖̏r̷̛̙͗̄̋ë̴̫̾͜ ̴̫̳̈́̽I̶̜̟͒̄̒͘͜ͅ ̸͇͇̫̕g̷͚͈͎̈̒͝ẹ̵͓̣̓͊̅̆ͅt̶̝̫̦̖͐̈́̈́͝ ̷̛̣͉̊̚p̸̘͈̺͗͒̉͂ḯ̵̢͎̘͑͝ş̸̨̹͙͋s̷̡̤͙̘̈́̾̎͝e̸̱̋̇̕͝d̶̼̺̖̣͛̓͌͠ ̶̺̻̀̑̈́͋o̶̞̓̎͝͝f̵̳̠͎̈f̸̢͍́̒͝

ok wheres the exit?

Expunged: A̷̹̠̐̌b̴̲̗͚̋̆o̵̖̤͍̭͐v̸͓͓̞̮͒ḛ̷͑̍ ̵͕͚̝̳̎̋̇͝y̷̛̬͇͌͋ő̶̡̗̩̉̊̓u̵̧̯̜͊.̸̤̹̿͑̋̌͜

**looks up

*There seems to be a white door, but also a black one. Which one do you choose?

checks both*

*You don't see what is in them until you enter them.*

enter white door

*it takes you above Expunged's head, having you fall right on him.*
Expunged: Ơ̴̢̢̖̱̖̫̖̝͈͎͓͇̟͍͔̖͆͒́̀́̋̍́̆͂̀̋͛̓͊̕͜W̵̨̡̡̛̖̞͎̘̰͉͔͙͕̠̓͗̉̾̀̍̐̒̈́̿̂͐̌͊̀͂͗͝͠͝ͅ,̶̢͙̻͍̜̗̹̳̭̀͂͂̄̍ ̸̧͎̻̺̖̘͔̳̘̺̘̪̜̒́̆̈́͊̕͜W̷̢͓̥̗̬̻͖͙̯͓͓̻͉͍͓̩̥͓͇̩͆̔̈́̅̑͊̀̃̾̈́̉̀́͗͊̈̓H̷̭̥̫̝̔̍͆̏̚͝ͅA̵̘̝̣̦̩̞̔̂̑͗̕Ť̴̨̢̜͔̹͇̖̰̘̞̜̘͂̄̎͜ ̶̨̯͍̦̣̪͙͕͙̱̫͇̝̙̝͍̯͒̅̃̋̇̀̋̓̑̃́̃̆̈́̉͑̕ͅͅṰ̴̛͌̈́͛͐́͗̽̆̐̒̚Ḧ̶̡̡̦̟̮͖̥̮́̀͛́̉̔̌͌̓̿̀̀͛͆̂̐̽̍͘̕͝ͅE̸̡̧̢̬̬̮͔̘̮̠͕̘̭͌̄̊͆̉͑̚̚ ̶̢̢̧̢̡̤͈̥̝̮̣̝̭̩̹̣̩̭̭̈͗̂͑͗̂̅̽͒̉̈́̀̾̋͗̕̚͝F̴̧̧̛͇̻͉̗̮̬͐̔̿̀͛̀̿̔̌̅̊̂́͝U̴̟͔̇̓̂̉̚͘ͅC̶̼̪͚̘̗̪̬̻̖̬̹̲͑ͅḲ̸̡͌̌̂̄̾͒͗̈́̃̈͠ ̷̦̺̙̪̩̏̈́̆̒̇̍̍̔͗̆̕͝͝D̵̡̠̟̦͉̱̬̦̫͔͕̠̟̒̈́͌̋Ų̴̢̻̭̝͍̦͕͇͇͕̣̥͉̹̉̄͌̉̓̒̈͘͠ͅD̶͕̫̣̮̮̝̯͙͍̱̟̩͕̘̠͓̗̘̼͎͑̌̌̒̑E̷̛̱̟̟̳̅̈̀͝?̵̨̩̘̺̹̘̰͋̋̔͂̋̐͆̒͌͒͒͂̈͂̚̕

SORRY! *goes through black one*

*you just go back to the same spot, and fall flat on your face*

TF!?

*Seems like you gotta piss off Expunged, however he seems pretty calm after you fell on his head.*

plz wake me up

Expunged: N̴̬͉̊̓̍ỏ̴̼͇̈̊.̷̛̣̔̅

why tho

Expunged: *reads a book*

W H Y ?*says this like gorge from Peppa Pig*

Expunged: S̴̡̘̻̬̘̮̼͖̬͎̳͚̰͍̪̼̩͇̙͍͈̦̣̼̱̹͙͎̝̃̈́ͅH̴̲͓̙̟͕̭̲̼̱̭͕͚̱̗̎́͗͝͝͝Ű̵̡̨̢͎̣̫̮͔̫̹̰̤̩̺̘͈͖̭̼̖͕̗̺̤͉̮̫͈͉́̽̐́͌̔̍͆̂͛̈͌̔̈́̾Ť̷̝͎̩̘͈̉̃́̏͋̀̎̀̐̓̉̐̓̊̏̌͛̕͠͝͝ ̵̨͓͎̖̝̼̍̅͐̆̄͐̀͑̕Ṳ̸̢̡̮̤̣̩͙̗͉͕̼̘̺͕͚̍̋̔̌̍̚͘P̶̡̰̾̍͌̏̀͊̈͊̄̎̀́͆̓͐͊̊̓̽̃̽͊̀̑̆̐̐̌͂̎̕͘̚̚͝͝͝͝!̸̧̨̛̫̠̺̠̮̥̟̲̗̳̰̺̜̘̠̪͙̮̻̺̝̩̮̘̜͓̙̳͊̆̿͌͝ͅͅ

no u

*You pissed him off, oh no, he's taking my text A̶̢̡̧̧̨̢̢̢̛̟̣̫͕̙̗̯͈͖͔̗̬̺͔̤͉͚̹̝͔̟̣̘̟̖̦̔̽͒̉̆͋͌̉̆̓͗͗̾́̔̃͑̀̏̀̊̿͌̌̃̓̆͋́̽͆̎̈̇͑̕̚͠ͅͅA̷̧̡̢̛̜̮͓̰͈̯̯̦͉̤̙̖̘̳̰̞͍͓̹͔͉̯̍̍̉͐̀̀̚͜͝͝A̸̛̭͍̦̖̖̝̝̟̖̲̮̖̯̬̒̏̔͑̈̈́̽̌̈́͌̉̀̐̃̉̏̈́̃̊́͐̾̔̓̂̊̅͐́̾̕͝͠͠ͅA̶̡̡̧̢̧̯͙̠̥̯̼̫̮̥̺̳̪̣͕̤̰͔̼̭̣̘͍̺̪͇͉̥̻͚̬̠͛͆̀̍̔̄̒͂̐͌̾̾̽̍́̐̔̌̿̑͂͆̽͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅA̶̧͎̬͌̃̐͒̏̉͘̚̚Á̵̢̧̛̟͎̥͎̥̰̝̗͍̰̖̜̜̟͇̬͇̼̫͚̺̣̙̦̪͈͓̱̱̳̺̘̭̩̟̤̣̩̈̈́̇̆̎̈́̾̋̽͊̀̇̑͛͜͝ͅĄ̶̧̧̧̨̤̪̺͔̻̫̜͕̫͖͙͉̜̱̫̻͇̩̰̹͎͍͕̺̳̤̫̘̗͈̪͖͙͇̯͗̈́̐̍̒̂̎͜͜ͅẲ̸̧̧̨̡̧̛̛̛̬̤̘͍̺͙̱͍̥̙̠̫̱̰̜͓̋̈́̑̉̇̌́͛̑͑̌͂̊̓̐͒̋̑̋̇̓̿̽͒͋͒̆́̑̒̍́̏̒̕̕̕͜ͅÂ̵̢̢̢̡̠̫͉̲̘̣̯̻͇̟̫̯̤̹͓͉̯̥̠̩̪̹̣̤̝̰̝͍̦͖͎͐̌̉͌͗͌̀̅͗͐̋͂̈̀̍͋͌̃̋͑̏͐̓̐̉͜͝͝ͅĄ̷̟͈͓̫̗̤̹̠̩̱̖͔̆A̷͎̻͈̭͖̪̳̰̼͎̙̱̣̫̒̃̔͐̈́̔̾̋̌͆̆̇̿͌̆̾̈́̍̈̀̏̓̓̒̋̔̚͝͝͝Ą̸̢̨̢̨̨̢̯͎̪̭͓͚̜̼͇̖̫͕̱̬̱͉͍͓̜̬̜̭̥̣̪̼͎̱̝͉̥̣̗̱̼̪̦̳̟̖̮͙͗͆̈͒̾̉̆̀̑̿͋͊͒̀̊̈́́͛̑͘͝͝ͅ*

(XD)

*Ĥ̵̨̲̜̼e̸̳͕̱̾̀̾̈́͗̃͒̍͑͊̃͌̉̇͐̿̀̍̈́̍ͅḻ̸̰̝̩͍͚̥̰͇̪͙̖̩̏̐̊̄̌̎̏͆̂̒͋̔͜͝l̸̢̛̙͚̞̠̤̥̼̭͒͘͜͜ớ̶̯̙͍̫̻͖̉͗͊̕͝.̷̡̺̱̤̲̣̭̙̰̲̖̰̫͈͚̹͂̿̒͋̊̏͗͆̋͂̄̓̂͆̕͘ͅͅ*

hi

*got back control. Anyways, you feel a bad thing is about to come.*

..

*the background became red.*

*know that he can't die*

*expunged became red and looks broken now*

.-.

Expunged: K̴̨̡̛͈̥͎̻͚̬̭̭̠͔̩̲̺͈͍̻͈͙͖̣̝͍̹̥̥̬͓̟̱̰̋̈́̽̒̉͊́̈̓̎̔̄̍͋̄͂̈́͛͛̾̈́̾͑̍̔͜i̸̞͉̹̲͈̙̍̉̎̊̀̈́̒͌̂͝ḑ̴̺͇͚͉̖̳͕̙̳̰͕̟͑̾̂̊͒̇̃̈́̒̂͑̂̋͊͠͠d̶̢͎̟̺̥͈̪͙͙̲̤͈̥̩͔̩̗̣̄̊̅̐̊̆̓̿̆͗͑́͌̃̔̽͛͊̔̀͌́̅̒́̈͘͘͝͝ͅͅį̸̧̲͖͓̰͎͔̇͂̓̿̀̀̄̂̎́̈́͑̆͠ͅň̷̘̥̞͚̜͕͓͖͉͉̳̟̯̖̪̽͒̃̐̈̈́̉̽̑͑̈́̑̈́͗͝g̸̢̧̝̤̭͕̜͎͍͔̱̗̮͖͕͈̪͇̱̀̉̄͛͛͒̐͗̒̾̐̍̏̏̇̅̀̕͝͠.̶̮̄̃͐͆͒̀̆̊̐͊̂͋̎̇̈̈́͆͑͊̑́́̉͗̋̕͝͝ ̶̨̡̧̬̼̗͚͎͎̗̙͕̖͖̜̼̹͙̤̼͌̆͌͛́̽̋̍̎̊̓͌̀͋͂̉̏̐̅̅̄̾̍̓͊̈́͊͒͘̚͜͠ͅÍ̴̡̧̘̫̜̯͍̫̳̩̦̙̪͎̘̯̯͓̖̺̮̖̭̼̺͓͇̗̣͔̩̀̋̒̂̄̊̓̍͊̒̔̈̓̌́̀̔͌̍̓́͒͂͘͘͜͜ͅ'̸̛̛̅̃̂̓̌̿͊̑̑̅̑͘̚̚͜͝v̷̡̡̛̛̛̛̲̹̱̪͙͓͕̱̝̳̼̫̦͔̆̅͋̏̈́̎͆́̌̅̂̃͆̌̿͂̒͌́̎̏͐͋̃̚̚e̶̡̨̡̨̛͉͎̪͚̠̻̖̪̫̖͍̺͈̺͖̟̯̤͉͉͈̫͉̲̝͇̤̥̽͒͛͗̊͋͋̀͆̿͐͋͒̌͋̔̌̚͜͝͝͠.̷̛̜͎̲̱̦͉̥̘̟̹̫̟̖́̆̆̓̎͊̈́̈̽͒̌̄̄̽̚͠.̴̢͍̙̗͕̜̙̹̞̂̾̐̽.̵̧͚̲̥̻̺̹͕̺̳̥͎͔̞͎͈̟̰̣̜̜̜͑͂̽͛̊̾̍̄̑̊̄̃́̎͒̈́͒̀̈́͛̒͌̿͋̕͜͜ ̷͓͛̀̂̚p̵̛͓̝̣̽̈́̈̓͆̽͆̔̀̈͌̌̈͋̕̕͠͝͝ͅą̵̛͎͎̘̖͇̜̼̘͖͈̜̫̖̻̖͐̅̾̒̊͊́̓͘̚i̷̯̦̱͚̯̗͕̤̣͋́̌̉̋̓̋́͛̾̍̋͆͗̋͐̎͌̅̈́͂̋͌̈͂̽͐̐̽̿̕n̶̨̧̡̧͓̳̥͈̰̯͔̙͔̯̹͍̥̼͓̪̱̗̻̙͚̭̖̿̾̌̅͊̄̒̂̽̑͛͌̚̚͘͘ͅt̷̢̛̟͈̖̻̣̜̥̮͚̬͎̼̠͈̬̙̩̙̣̣̅̉̈́͑̎̌̐̊̔̌͆̋͐̍͂̄̇͆̑̎͗̔͒̐̀̑͘̕͘͠ͅ.̷̨̨̧͚̘̘̭̼͙̜̤̜̘̙͉̘̻̺̠̼̋̑̐͐͘.̴̨̱̲̞̥̭̗̉́̈́͆̈́̃͠.̷̧̢̧̫͚͔͖͚͎͈̗̦̤͇͖̣͍̠͔̣̩͎̩̣̤̘̫͋̽̃͛̑͋̀̇̍̐́͌̈̓̈̌̂̏͋͌̓̿̊͆̕̕͘͝͝ ̵̢̱̗̭̖͚̱͇̇͆͆̎̾͊̊̏͋̍̾̃̊̆̿̿̕̚͘͜t̴̢̡̢̨̛̲̭̪͎̜̹̱̳̖̦̥̯̤̱͚̼̥͓͓̤͔̬̺͖͙̂́͆̈́͆͊͆͂̆͆̇͑̀̉̋̋͜ͅh̴̨̛̻̠͚̟̲̞͎̦̟͙̖̯͔͙̰̺͎̣̰̠̓͋͑̿̀̎́̍̄̃̇̑͐̍͛̊̈́̋͋̓͘i̶̡͍̺̭͚̘̠̲̮͎̯̝̳̹̔̈́̍̏s̵̨̢̬̳̺̳̜̺̜̗̥̞̹̩̮̜͕̻͇̬̜͓̎̈̊̉̎̄͋̾̑̂̌̍ͅͅ ̵̢̡̡̛̛̜̰̤̗͎̮̠͙̹̣͈̙̲̗͖͓̜̲͚͚̄̆̉̿͌̌̈̀̓̂̉̽͋̕͜͜͝ͅ1̸̧̧͉̟̩̟͚̣̭̲͕̫̟̳̱̘̞͓͕͖͖̹̺̯̹̠̦̥̃̽́͋̉̒̉͊͒̐́͛̋̊̏͗̅͂́͘͝͠ͅ ̴̡̛͍̠̲̺̄̋̐̈́̐͒͐̿̂̉͌̀̿̓̀͂̋͆̀̃̈́̎̐̉̒̅̽͝ǒ̶̯̩̟͕̼̻͈̻̺͙̗̞̹̿͗̍͋̈́́̍͌̒̂͂̚͜͠r̶̨͍͓͐͒̒̋̅̾̽͊͛̋̈̅̌̓́́̉͂͊̿̅͛̏͂͝ ̶̡̛͚̫̪͉͕̥͍̼͉̳̭͚͍͍̙̪̳̮̫̯̤̗̱̬̇͗͋͂̀̽̉̏̈́͌̿̀͆̀́͆̇̌͑̓̇͒͘͜͠͠ͅ2̵̛̛̹̗̜͈̖̗̞͈̭̘͈͍̖̾̒̋͐̔͂̃͑̌̒̽̿̉̂͋̀̆̃̓̀͋̔̕̕͘̚͜͠ ̸͕̬̯͙̼̃́̃̎̍̓̅́͆̾̓̊̀̎͊̇́͋̆̔̊͗̽͂͑̓̔̈̈̋̎̕͝͠h̷͕̭̯̬͍̙͙͖͓̏̅̉͆̓͂͛͑͐̕ớ̷͉̗̯͙͉̻̝͙̈̽̇̓͗͑̉̏̉̅̊͠ų̶̢̛̙̳̠̝̗̩͖͔̤̭̺͚̭̝͔̱́͛̂̒̀͛͌͐̾͊̊͋̆͌̒̐̉͜r̶̨̘̪̞͂̇̄͆͋̈́̈́̾̊̊̆̂̽̂̇̎̉̐̎̄́͑͋͒͑͂͝͠͠͠s̸̡̢̡̧̭̠͔̼̤̻̫̺͔͉̬̠̭̤̬̯̹̔̆̓̄̆̅̌̕̚ ̶̢̡̢̗̲̠̘̻̭̟̜̪̯̦̘̖̺̤͍́̊̂̓͂̌͊̅́̃̀̄̕͜ͅI̷̢̞̘̩͔̖̖̙͇͛̂̀̑͂̚͜͠'̵̛͈̇̈́͒̈́̀̏͊́͛̀̌̍͑̄͘m̶̢̧͕͔̺͕̮͔͎̌̓̀̈́͒̾̇̾͑͗̇̉͒͂̂́̽̑̓̒̈́̋̓́͘̕̚͘͠͝ ̷̫̠̳̮̻̟̭͓̮̙̙͎̪̗̣̖͉̫̑̅͑̊͗͑̌̊͒́̓̊̐͐́̒̑̆̽̚̕͠͠ͅp̷̢̛̹̰͂͒̈̿̇̇̽̆̃̀̇̚͝á̷̢̨̧̢̻̻͍̭̤͍͕̦͕̣̜̞̙̱͈͎̫͓̤̳̝̯͙̬͌̒̈́̍̓̊͗̓̔̈́̑͒̓̎̉̊͗̔̓̈́̓͊́́͗͘͜͝͝ͅi̷̧̡͚̮̹̬̪̩̟̤̟̖͎̰͕̤̭͖͔̩̹͉̻̭͚̼̒̍̂͋̆̅͒͒̎̍̄̍̈̂̂̉̅͊̚ͅͅͅn̸̫̣͙͙͍͋̈́̎́͐̒t̸̡̛͛̍̾̾̎̉͛̑̊͒͗̃̽̇̈́̈́͌͒̐͂̍̑͌̈̆͛͗̚͘͝į̴̝̜̟̝͐̑͗̿̀̊̀̓̈́͌̀́̄̽̃̽̓̔͐͆͋̾͑̚͝n̵̡̨̧̡̛̛̫̮̩̼̗͓̲̱̝͎̼̣̎̎́͑͆̈͌̔̿ͅg̸̣͓̿̍͌̌͆̋͌̓̅̀͘.̷̨̢̨̛̛̛̛͎͉̗͙̠̥̣͇̃͋́́̈́̂͗̃͛́̃̒̂̂͊̑̒̀́̋́̍̚͘͠͝͝ ̴̛̛̼̰̲̺̇͗̾̔̒͋̀̋̈́́̉̇̊̃͝͝͠W̶̛̖̣̝̭̳̠͙̮̝̩̘̱͚͔̗̺͕̪̅̓̽̌̾̂͑̈́̎̓́̃̑̍̊̆͆̀̿̏̉̾̿̉̿͒̋̍̇͜͜͠͝H̷̢̤̙̰͈͌́̍̊̀̉̽͌̽͒̎̄̆̕͜A̶̡̩̭͖̯̗̮͓̮͕̟͇̼̰̺̪̥͈͓̱̭̤̓̈́̋̐̓͆̓̋̌̔̆̋́͘͝͝Ţ̵̡̢̧̨̛̗̬͚̜͙̙̝̬͎̘͓̠̜̥̘̯͕̜̪͇̖̂̓̇͒̈́̀͋̍͂̈̂̋̓̑̀̇̂̿̎̋̋͌̈͛́̚̚̚͜͝͝?̸̨̨̖̰̥̼͎̦͚͙͈̼͎́̌̓͒̈́͐̓̃͌̓͒͒̆̌̈́̇̋͑̈́̎̐͗̽͘̕͜͝ ̴̩͇͓͓͕̱̱̺̎͊̾̌͝I̵̧̛̛̛͕̝̟̩̳̙̙̰̥͔͕̘͍̯̤͚͙͍̯̮̖̬̺̜̖̲͐̆̆̓̽͗͆̄̄̃́̎̃̃͊̂͜͜͝͠͝ͅM̶̨̧̨̛̙̞̹̥̫͈̣̞̙̣̠͔̳͖̤̣̜͉̈́̒̾̅̀̀̿̉͂̅̂̅̾̅̿̋̑̈͛̓̈́͐̂͌̕͘͘̚͝͝͠͠ ̵̨̼̝̦͔̝̯̖͔̩͇͇̱͓̖̺̳͔̲̫͚̘̇̏̀̈́̈̍͌̐̓̀͐̚͜͝͝ͅN̴͗̓̿̑̏̿͘͝

Translates to: Kidding. I've... paint... this 1 or 2 hours I'm painting. WHAT? IM NOT KIDDING! JUST F**KING WITH YOU!

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Michael: Where am I…? Why does everything seem… like a 3d video game…?

Expunged: Ĥ̵̨̲̜̼e̸̳͕̱̾̀̾̈́͗̃͒̍͑͊̃͌̉̇͐̿̀̍̈́̍ͅḻ̸̰̝̩͍͚̥̰͇̪͙̖̩̏̐̊̄̌̎̏͆̂̒͋̔͜͝l̸̢̛̙͚̞̠̤̥̼̭͒͘͜͜ớ̶̯̙͍̫̻͖̉͗͊̕͝.̷̡̺̱̤̲̣̭̙̰̲̖̰̫͈͚̹͂̿̒͋̊̏͗͆̋͂̄̓̂͆̕͘ͅͅ

Michael: What the hell…?

Expunged: W̵̨͓̮͎̩̤̯̯͇̲̲̥͒̽͌̓̿͛͌̓̋͒̊̊̓̊͝ͅh̷̗̜̪̤̠̙̬̱̲̭͇̥̼͊̀͆̅̕̕͜ͅé̷̡̛̺̫̟̾̚͝r̸̛̼͚̗̹͚͎̥̥̮͉̐́́̏̈̆̅͠͠e̴̲̳͔̪̯̮̝͙̥͎͋͜ ̷̳͉̟̜̀̃́͛͗̿͌̒̕͠d̷̨̪͍̃͠i̵̛͉̇̀͌͂̐̑̌̒̀̒͘d̴̘̗̣̟͎̣̟̭͖̣̣͍̭̥̣͙̆̎ ̷̛̤̏̐͂̆͆̔͆̈́̃͌̽̉̑̐̏̏̓͆͜͝y̴̛̱͎̔̉͝͠ŏ̵̢̧̱̫͔̥̎̿͛͗̈́͌͆̓̌͌̅̾͐͘̕͘͜͝u̶̲̲̦̔͛͊́̀͒͑̀̎̋͘͠ ̷̧̳͎̱͍͔̟̘̬͍͍̣̳͈̩̼̯͉̺͋̔̌͜͝ç̸̢̢̡̛̖͉̘̮͍̹̖̣͈̮̘͈̰͚̂̌̀͊̅̉̅͆͆̔̽͋͒̽́͛͘͜͠͠ǫ̷̟̮̭͈͚̟͇̳̪̞͇͖̉̉̃̚͝͠m̷̡̲̙̗̙̼͍̯̝̗͔̖̂̈͜e̴̤͔̭̮͚̬̞̱̤͙̥̿͒̔̏̎̉̔̏͂͌̈́̿͐̿̂̎͌̈́̍ ̶̨̡̬͚͙̲̦̣̈̈̂͌̕͘͜f̷̧̡̛̦̣͖̺̣̼̟͉̘͚̩̝̭̠́͌̐̍͗́̓͂̂̔̎͊̔̑̈́̕r̸̡̢̘̣̠͍̫̥͈̰̰͎̘͋́͒́̑̄̃̈́̀͒̍́̏̈́̌̋͌͌͠͠ͅo̵̗̐́̔m̶̧̭͈̯̬͕͇̯̎́̿̿͑̂̕̕̕͝͝͝

Michael: A corn maze… hold on let me check if this is a dream… *slaps self and two arms come out of Michael’s mouth and then go back in* Yep, this is real.

Expunged: T̶̢̢̯̻̩͉̪͙̿͌̂̂H̶͍͓̗͈̎̌̅͐́͘Ǐ̷̧͋S̷̡͍̦̃ͅ ̸̦̞̋̉̽̌ͅỈ̶̢̯͓̋̌̇̉̍͑̈S̴̫͍̝̱͕̞̦͑͒ ̷̧̬̐̀̀́͑̚A̴̫̤͗̄͑̂͐̈͋̀ͅ ̴̧̢̲̙̥̭̭͆͋̍N̶͙͈͑̐̈́͐͌͋Į̵̻̝͛̂̀̆̉̔͠G̵̨̣̮͉̲̯̞̝̎̽͊̌͆͗͠Ḩ̸̡̢̰̩̙̱̗̍́̃͊T̵̨̛̤͔͔̿͂͌̒̆̋͌M̸̯͖͛͑͠ͅÃ̵̺̽R̸̝̪͇̜͕̐̈́́Ȩ̶̩̤̰̯̻̟̥́̿̆̌͋͠ ̴̛̮͇̲͎̮̻̈́̑̀̃̓̾͝Ḓ̶̙̭̇Ú̷̩̫͎̓̃̈́̀̅͑͝M̵̡̮̫͚̹̦̤̌͒̓̎̽́̐B̶̛͓̺̮̺̓̓̔͑̔͗̄ ̷͔̬͓̱̲͚̣͖̑̀̍̔̕B̵͑̏ͅI̴̤̹̝̫̫̰͍̍̍̒̄̂́͘͝T̵̨̗͕̜̰̩͊̀̄C̵̨͔͇̻̺͍̏͌̽̽͂̊̈́̏ͅȞ̷̡̞͙̮̯̂̕̚ͅ

Michael: I find that quite rude. Don’t just look at somebody and think they are actually that person.

Expunged: I̷̧̨̛̛̼̜̝̮̰͎̲̣̙͔̩͚̲̝̜̯̪̻͓̦̻̞̞̪̜͋̀́̒̽͌̅͛͛̋͑̅̄̈́͆̄̋̆̀̆͋̓̓̕͜͜͠ͅ'̶̨̪̰͖̲͚̻̭̦͚͍͖͕̳̙͈̠̹̯̰͇̞̞̰̹́͑̉͊ͅm̸̨̧̹͎͈̖̙̬̮͇̼̠̳͖̺̗͎̫̰̒̃̈̆̈́̋̄̐̅̀͂̌͝ ̴̢̡̛̯̣͈̣͈͍̱͓͎̻̟͖͕͑̓̀͒̔͆͂́͌͐̀̉͑̒̈́̀̊̉̅͂̈́̋̌̄̆̈̽̊̈́̂́̆͂̋̓͗̈́́̆͗̂͒̎̒̀̚̚͠͝ͅģ̷̡̨̛̛̘̣͚̺̪̪͙͓̺̱̪̣̼̖͙̟̫̙̰͒̓͐̄͗̅̋̈́̍̈̄͐̐̇̊̍̒͆͂̐̅͑̑̂̐͒̔̒͗̋̅͌͆̚̚͜͠ö̷̧̺̣̫̻́̔̀͐͐n̸̛̛̛̤̼̱̩̱͚̮̺̤̖̙̯̘͍̭̗̤̦̣̠̍̈́͌̄̏͐̀̓͗͗͆̍̅̓̏̒̅̐͌̽̾̂̅͂̈́̽̆͌͛̓̊̿͑̏̚̚̕͝͠ͅn̶̠̻̻̼̘̠̺͕̯̖͙͖̖̬͓͔͎̤̗̱̒̃̉͑́̄͘ͅa̸̡̧͓̗̙͕̣̰͉̰̝̲̤̱̗͚̪̦̠͉̬͍̺̝̜̪̮̹̎̀̓͆͛̋̿͂́̅́͐̊͑̇̉͆̊̽̾̏̀̈́͐̓̎͊̆̏͂̊̽͆̉͘͘̚̚͝͝͠͠ ̶̢̧̢̡̧̛̦̭̙̥̫͕̗̪̰̣̪͕̭̻̬̺͈̪̭̫̹͂̓̏͌͋͆̓͜f̶̧̨̨̡̛̰̭͓̙̥̫͚̦̫͍͓͎͇͈͍̥͚̲̘̤̼̘͖͚̹̼̳̤̖͉̝̻͈̖̰̼̝͓͖̰̣̟̼͇́̂̍́̈́̑̎͂̈͑̓̉͛͋̐͊̿͐̎̔͆̀̑͋̏̈̔̍̓̇͆̐̒̽͘̚͘̚͝͝͝ų̸̛̗̤̪͓̗͕̖͎͇̻̝͎̯̺͈̄̉̎̈͆̈́̀͊̌̃̐̾̏̈́̐͐̍̉̈̌̿͆̇́̈́͑̒̔̏̀̇͆̆̊̔̀́̿̋͘͘̚͘͝͠͠͠͝ͅč̷̢̢̛̛̟͈̤͈͚̞̞̘̱̭̝̭̜̔̾͑̊̾̀̈́̌̏̅̍͊͊͋͛̈͗͊̇̑͗́̀͌̑̕̚̕͘͠͝͠ķ̴̨̡̢̡̧̧̛̣̠͉̼̗̬̖̱̙̫͖͉͎͚̦͖̟̬̬̗̦̲̤̹̣̖̬͍͍̞̝̻̀̄́̎̍̓͛͒̐͑̆̀̋͆̿͗́̍́̊͂̈͋̚͜͜͠͝͠͝ͅi̸̢̨̬͇͎̱͚̱̱͍̪̫̲͎͍̖̻̙̯͎̹̯͈̩̞͇͂̂̇̃͗͗̑̈́̽̌̌̊͂̂͐̏̋̐̑̾͑̿͋̍̔̍̌̐̋̈́̾̈̅́͒͌̔́̆͊̽̀̍́̕̕̕͘͜n̶̡̧̢̨̛̛̙̤͍̣̹͇̼̬͚̱͔͔̖̮̫͔͕̜͈͎̮̦̹̤͇̠̹̭̲̋̅̓͋̉͊̈́͐̊̿͋́͒̍̉̈́͂̌͐͗̀͆͋̃̒̿̉̔̐̔̔̊̈́̊̔͊̃̉̔̎̄̕̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅg̸̡͖͓̻͔̪̭̖̰̱͇͓̳͖͂̇̇͒͑̓͛̿ ̸̢̢̡̧̢̢̨̫͍͓̳̫̩͖̣͇̱̟̫̖̬̦͙̫͊̓̿̿͒̈́̉̔̔̓͐͑͒̔̎̄̇̋̿͊͊̏̉̄̄̔̄̏̽̅̏̋̍̌͘͠͝k̴̛̙̭̻̲͔͙̼̙̺̫͎͖͓͙͉̳̺̲̩̯̲͉̜̳̦͒͂̍̔́͛͗̿̀̽́̋̍̐̃̆̈̅̕͘͝ͅi̷̢̨̺̜̦͓̥̬͉̗̯̟̰̜̞̞̜̙̹̖̤͙̟͕̱͍̮̊̋̓̈́̓̏̈́͒́̏͛̓͘͜ͅl̵̛̯͚͈̯̰̜̜̳̗̲̥͎̦̭̬̦̗̝̰͚͎͍̤̱̭̙̗̻̤͛̓͂̅́̏̓͌̈́͐́̅͛͐̂̄̒̈́̒̊̐͛̕͜͝ͅͅl̸̡̧͖͉͓̗̩̤̣̝̥̰̜͚͉͓͓͔̟̊̉̓͐͒͛͂̎͑̓̿̔̈́̃͋̿̉̒͛̒́̀̐̈́̂̚̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͠͠ ̶̨͙̭̝̣͙̮̲͕̝̙̫͍̖͙̯̺̠̱̞̄̋̂̾̇̍̓̎̈́̈́͐̂̄̓́̒̅́̈́̔̍͑͑͌̓͊͑̆̓̾̃͑͆̋̾̄͗̈́̕͘̚͘͘͜͠͝͝ͅy̶̢̨̢̧̡̳̯̻̣̘̙̯͍̬̺͇̭͕͕͉̝͉̟̭͇͆͂̄̐̿̌̀̍̽͌́̈́̌̑̑̀́̀̎͑̂̑̕͝͝͠ờ̶̡̢̧̪͎̪̜͇̘̗̰̠͙͙͙̻̩̼̳̘̲̮̘̩̠̺̻̲͍̥̘̥̲͈͈̭̩̺͈̗͂̓̐̓̎͊̋͐̍̈̆̉̓̀͋̈̆̈͒̑̋̒̂̆̈́̈́͐̇̚͘͘͘͜͝͝͝ͅủ̶̧̡̘̫̰̼͇̦̜̥̣̩͚̭̰̞̥̦͖̳͕͇͖̭͙̞̬̩͇͚̝̩̝͎͚̭͌̍̊͂̑̒͗̿̑̌͑̚͜͝ͅ

Michael: Please don’t.

*You pissed off Expunged, the background becomes red.*

Michael: *white glowing eyes can be seen in Michael’s mouth*

*Expunged now seems broken.*

Michael: …

Expunged: K̴̨̡̛͈̥͎̻͚̬̭̭̠͔̩̲̺͈͍̻͈͙͖̣̝͍̹̥̥̬͓̟̱̰̋̈́̽̒̉͊́̈̓̎̔̄̍͋̄͂̈́͛͛̾̈́̾͑̍̔͜i̸̞͉̹̲͈̙̍̉̎̊̀̈́̒͌̂͝ḑ̴̺͇͚͉̖̳͕̙̳̰͕̟͑̾̂̊͒̇̃̈́̒̂͑̂̋͊͠͠d̶̢͎̟̺̥͈̪͙͙̲̤͈̥̩͔̩̗̣̄̊̅̐̊̆̓̿̆͗͑́͌̃̔̽͛͊̔̀͌́̅̒́̈͘͘͝͝ͅͅį̸̧̲͖͓̰͎͔̇͂̓̿̀̀̄̂̎́̈́͑̆͠ͅň̷̘̥̞͚̜͕͓͖͉͉̳̟̯̖̪̽͒̃̐̈̈́̉̽̑͑̈́̑̈́͗͝g̸̢̧̝̤̭͕̜͎͍͔̱̗̮͖͕͈̪͇̱̀̉̄͛͛͒̐͗̒̾̐̍̏̏̇̅̀̕͝͠.̶̮̄̃͐͆͒̀̆̊̐͊̂͋̎̇̈̈́͆͑͊̑́́̉͗̋̕͝͝ ̶̨̡̧̬̼̗͚͎͎̗̙͕̖͖̜̼̹͙̤̼͌̆͌͛́̽̋̍̎̊̓͌̀͋͂̉̏̐̅̅̄̾̍̓͊̈́͊͒͘̚͜͠ͅÍ̴̡̧̘̫̜̯͍̫̳̩̦̙̪͎̘̯̯͓̖̺̮̖̭̼̺͓͇̗̣͔̩̀̋̒̂̄̊̓̍͊̒̔̈̓̌́̀̔͌̍̓́͒͂͘͘͜͜ͅ'̸̛̛̅̃̂̓̌̿͊̑̑̅̑͘̚̚͜͝v̷̡̡̛̛̛̛̲̹̱̪͙͓͕̱̝̳̼̫̦͔̆̅͋̏̈́̎͆́̌̅̂̃͆̌̿͂̒͌́̎̏͐͋̃̚̚e̶̡̨̡̨̛͉͎̪͚̠̻̖̪̫̖͍̺͈̺͖̟̯̤͉͉͈̫͉̲̝͇̤̥̽͒͛͗̊͋͋̀͆̿͐͋͒̌͋̔̌̚͜͝͝͠.̷̛̜͎̲̱̦͉̥̘̟̹̫̟̖́̆̆̓̎͊̈́̈̽͒̌̄̄̽̚͠.̴̢͍̙̗͕̜̙̹̞̂̾̐̽.̵̧͚̲̥̻̺̹͕̺̳̥͎͔̞͎͈̟̰̣̜̜̜͑͂̽͛̊̾̍̄̑̊̄̃́̎͒̈́͒̀̈́͛̒͌̿͋̕͜͜ ̷͓͛̀̂̚p̵̛͓̝̣̽̈́̈̓͆̽͆̔̀̈͌̌̈͋̕̕͠͝͝ͅą̵̛͎͎̘̖͇̜̼̘͖͈̜̫̖̻̖͐̅̾̒̊͊́̓͘̚i̷̯̦̱͚̯̗͕̤̣͋́̌̉̋̓̋́͛̾̍̋͆͗̋͐̎͌̅̈́͂̋͌̈͂̽͐̐̽̿̕n̶̨̧̡̧͓̳̥͈̰̯͔̙͔̯̹͍̥̼͓̪̱̗̻̙͚̭̖̿̾̌̅͊̄̒̂̽̑͛͌̚̚͘͘ͅt̷̢̛̟͈̖̻̣̜̥̮͚̬͎̼̠͈̬̙̩̙̣̣̅̉̈́͑̎̌̐̊̔̌͆̋͐̍͂̄̇͆̑̎͗̔͒̐̀̑͘̕͘͠ͅ.̷̨̨̧͚̘̘̭̼͙̜̤̜̘̙͉̘̻̺̠̼̋̑̐͐͘.̴̨̱̲̞̥̭̗̉́̈́͆̈́̃͠.̷̧̢̧̫͚͔͖͚͎͈̗̦̤͇͖̣͍̠͔̣̩͎̩̣̤̘̫͋̽̃͛̑͋̀̇̍̐́͌̈̓̈̌̂̏͋͌̓̿̊͆̕̕͘͝͝ ̵̢̱̗̭̖͚̱͇̇͆͆̎̾͊̊̏͋̍̾̃̊̆̿̿̕̚͘͜t̴̢̡̢̨̛̲̭̪͎̜̹̱̳̖̦̥̯̤̱͚̼̥͓͓̤͔̬̺͖͙̂́͆̈́͆͊͆͂̆͆̇͑̀̉̋̋͜ͅh̴̨̛̻̠͚̟̲̞͎̦̟͙̖̯͔͙̰̺͎̣̰̠̓͋͑̿̀̎́̍̄̃̇̑͐̍͛̊̈́̋͋̓͘i̶̡͍̺̭͚̘̠̲̮͎̯̝̳̹̔̈́̍̏s̵̨̢̬̳̺̳̜̺̜̗̥̞̹̩̮̜͕̻͇̬̜͓̎̈̊̉̎̄͋̾̑̂̌̍ͅͅ ̵̢̡̡̛̛̜̰̤̗͎̮̠͙̹̣͈̙̲̗͖͓̜̲͚͚̄̆̉̿͌̌̈̀̓̂̉̽͋̕͜͜͝ͅ1̸̧̧͉̟̩̟͚̣̭̲͕̫̟̳̱̘̞͓͕͖͖̹̺̯̹̠̦̥̃̽́͋̉̒̉͊͒̐́͛̋̊̏͗̅͂́͘͝͠ͅ ̴̡̛͍̠̲̺̄̋̐̈́̐͒͐̿̂̉͌̀̿̓̀͂̋͆̀̃̈́̎̐̉̒̅̽͝ǒ̶̯̩̟͕̼̻͈̻̺͙̗̞̹̿͗̍͋̈́́̍͌̒̂͂̚͜͠r̶̨͍͓͐͒̒̋̅̾̽͊͛̋̈̅̌̓́́̉͂͊̿̅͛̏͂͝ ̶̡̛͚̫̪͉͕̥͍̼͉̳̭͚͍͍̙̪̳̮̫̯̤̗̱̬̇͗͋͂̀̽̉̏̈́͌̿̀͆̀́͆̇̌͑̓̇͒͘͜͠͠ͅ2̵̛̛̹̗̜͈̖̗̞͈̭̘͈͍̖̾̒̋͐̔͂̃͑̌̒̽̿̉̂͋̀̆̃̓̀͋̔̕̕͘̚͜͠ ̸͕̬̯͙̼̃́̃̎̍̓̅́͆̾̓̊̀̎͊̇́͋̆̔̊͗̽͂͑̓̔̈̈̋̎̕͝͠h̷͕̭̯̬͍̙͙͖͓̏̅̉͆̓͂͛͑͐̕ớ̷͉̗̯͙͉̻̝͙̈̽̇̓͗͑̉̏̉̅̊͠ų̶̢̛̙̳̠̝̗̩͖͔̤̭̺͚̭̝͔̱́͛̂̒̀͛͌͐̾͊̊͋̆͌̒̐̉͜r̶̨̘̪̞͂̇̄͆͋̈́̈́̾̊̊̆̂̽̂̇̎̉̐̎̄́͑͋͒͑͂͝͠͠͠s̸̡̢̡̧̭̠͔̼̤̻̫̺͔͉̬̠̭̤̬̯̹̔̆̓̄̆̅̌̕̚ ̶̢̡̢̗̲̠̘̻̭̟̜̪̯̦̘̖̺̤͍́̊̂̓͂̌͊̅́̃̀̄̕͜ͅI̷̢̞̘̩͔̖̖̙͇͛̂̀̑͂̚͜͠'̵̛͈̇̈́͒̈́̀̏͊́͛̀̌̍͑̄͘m̶̢̧͕͔̺͕̮͔͎̌̓̀̈́͒̾̇̾͑͗̇̉͒͂̂́̽̑̓̒̈́̋̓́͘̕̚͘͠͝ ̷̫̠̳̮̻̟̭͓̮̙̙͎̪̗̣̖͉̫̑̅͑̊͗͑̌̊͒́̓̊̐͐́̒̑̆̽̚̕͠͠ͅp̷̢̛̹̰͂͒̈̿̇̇̽̆̃̀̇̚͝á̷̢̨̧̢̻̻͍̭̤͍͕̦͕̣̜̞̙̱͈͎̫͓̤̳̝̯͙̬͌̒̈́̍̓̊͗̓̔̈́̑͒̓̎̉̊͗̔̓̈́̓͊́́͗͘͜͝͝ͅi̷̧̡͚̮̹̬̪̩̟̤̟̖͎̰͕̤̭͖͔̩̹͉̻̭͚̼̒̍̂͋̆̅͒͒̎̍̄̍̈̂̂̉̅͊̚ͅͅͅn̸̫̣͙͙͍͋̈́̎́͐̒t̸̡̛͛̍̾̾̎̉͛̑̊͒͗̃̽̇̈́̈́͌͒̐͂̍̑͌̈̆͛͗̚͘͝į̴̝̜̟̝͐̑͗̿̀̊̀̓̈́͌̀́̄̽̃̽̓̔͐͆͋̾͑̚͝n̵̡̨̧̡̛̛̫̮̩̼̗͓̲̱̝͎̼̣̎̎́͑͆̈͌̔̿ͅg̸̣͓̿̍͌̌͆̋͌̓̅̀͘.̷̨̢̨̛̛̛̛͎͉̗͙̠̥̣͇̃͋́́̈́̂͗̃͛́̃̒̂̂͊̑̒̀́̋́̍̚͘͠͝͝ ̴̛̛̼̰̲̺̇͗̾̔̒͋̀̋̈́́̉̇̊̃͝͝͠W̶̛̖̣̝̭̳̠͙̮̝̩̘̱͚͔̗̺͕̪̅̓̽̌̾̂͑̈́̎̓́̃̑̍̊̆͆̀̿̏̉̾̿̉̿͒̋̍̇͜͜͠͝H̷̢̤̙̰͈͌́̍̊̀̉̽͌̽͒̎̄̆̕͜A̶̡̩̭͖̯̗̮͓̮͕̟͇̼̰̺̪̥͈͓̱̭̤̓̈́̋̐̓͆̓̋̌̔̆̋́͘͝͝Ţ̵̡̢̧̨̛̗̬͚̜͙̙̝̬͎̘͓̠̜̥̘̯͕̜̪͇̖̂̓̇͒̈́̀͋̍͂̈̂̋̓̑̀̇̂̿̎̋̋͌̈͛́̚̚̚͜͝͝?̸̨̨̖̰̥̼͎̦͚͙͈̼͎́̌̓͒̈́͐̓̃͌̓͒͒̆̌̈́̇̋͑̈́̎̐͗̽͘̕͜͝ ̴̩͇͓͓͕̱̱̺̎͊̾̌͝I̵̧̛̛̛͕̝̟̩̳̙̙̰̥͔͕̘͍̯̤͚͙͍̯̮̖̬̺̜̖̲͐̆̆̓̽͗͆̄̄̃́̎̃̃͊̂͜͜͝͠͝ͅM̶̨̧̨̛̙̞̹̥̫͈̣̞̙̣̠͔̳͖̤̣̜͉̈́̒̾̅̀̀̿̉͂̅̂̅̾̅̿̋̑̈͛̓̈́͐̂͌̕͘͘̚͝͝͠͠ ̵̨̼̝̦͔̝̯̖͔̩͇͇̱͓̖̺̳͔̲̫͚̘̇̏̀̈́̈̍͌̐̓̀͐̚͜͝͝ͅN̴͗̓̿̑̏̿͘͝

Translation: Kidding. I've... paint... this 1 or 2 hours I'm painting. WHAT? IM NOT KIDDING! JUST F**KING WITH YOU!

Michael: *looks confused*

*you get punted*

Michael: ACK-

*There's a red door, maybe that will lead you out.*

Michael: *runs to the red door*

*as you run through, you realize, if you escape this dimension, what will you see before you wake up?*

Michael: *he stays still for a bit*

Expunged: ...

Michael: *thinking*

Expunged: noob

Michael: … *eyes go black*

Expunged: lol
(No zalgo = confused or completely calm)

Michael: *slowly walks up to expunged*

Expunged: : )

*Michael’s mouth opens widely and an arm comes out of it and grabs Expunged*

Expunged: *breaks the hand open*

Michael: BAD IDEA- *runs away to the door*

*you just slam into it.*

Michael: …what the hell?

*expunged closed the door

Michael: …okay what the hell do you want JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!

Exoumged: do you know joe?

Michael: Yeah. I was at Joe Mama’s house the other night.

Joe: not funny.

Michael: *makes demonic sounds at Joe*

Joe: ...deez

Michael: Don’t even try it. *walks back over to the door*

*there's a bag of Dietz Nuts on the floor*

Michael: God… *just walks over it*

*lol you wake up*
(Pass go. Collect part 4.)
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