Reese's Kart Wii

VANESSA: DAD? HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: OH, HI, VANESSA! VANESSA: DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: WELL I'LL BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND BUT I FELL DOWN THIS HILL NOW I GOT GLUE ON MY HANDS AND I GOT RECORDS ON MY FINGERS TEENS: WHAAAT? HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: RECORDS ON MY FINGERS I GOT RECORDS ON MY FINGERS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP TEENS: DON'T STOP HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I CAN'T STOP, I GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME TEENS: WHAAAT? HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME NOW LET ME SUM IT UP IT WAS A STRANGE SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES TEENS: STRANGE SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I FELL DOWN THE HILL, I GOT GLUE ON MY HANDS, NOW I GOT RECORDS ON MY FINGERS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP TEENS: DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: WELL I WOULD IF I WAS ABLE THERE'S A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME, HE'S UNDERNEATH THE TABLE TEENS: THERE'S A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING HIM- WHAAAT? TEEN: OH I GET IT, PLATYPUS IS A METAPHOR FOR WHATEVER IS KEEPING YOU DOWN! TEENS: LIKE CORPORATIONS ARE A PLATYPUS THE GOVERNMENT'S A PLATYPUS YOUR TEACHER IS A PLATYPUS WEIRD TEEN: MY TEACHER IS A PANDA TEENS: SOCIETY'S A PLATYPUS MY PARENTS ARE A PLATYPUS THE MEDIA'S A PLATYPUS IT'S ALL JUST PROPAGANDA YEAH WE'VE ALL GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING US HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: NO, JUST ME TEENS: WE'VE ALL GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING US HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I'D STOP IF I WAS ABLE TEENS: WE'VE ALL GOT A PLATYPUS CONTROLLING US HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I'M NOT SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY THE PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME IS UNDERNEATH THE TABLE WAIT! OH WAIT, NO, HE'S GONE! HEYYY! THERE'S NO PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME. THERE'S NO PLATYPUS CONTROLLING ME