Joke ocs allowed

Solas: AND BY THE POWER OF COMMUNISM. WE have 70 alternative accounts

Eggman:And by the power of capitalism,I now have 140 alternative accounts!

Solas: Ah, no, you still have 70, because I never had any accounts to begin with. so you still have 70

Eggman:I guess that makes sense.

Solas: mhm. now WE have 70 accounts again

Eggman:I'm just gonna make more accounts.

Solas: And with Communism we will have more accounts

Eggman:Then,I'll make more accounts.

Solas: Same thing

Eggman:Well...uh....

Solas: *grinning*

Mico: *shapeshifts into GIANT WORLD EATING WORM* "WHERE ARE YOU ACCOUNTS TO SAFE YOU NOW?!"

Eggman:Uh-METAL SONIC GOT OVER HERE NOW PLEASE-(He just starts running)

Mico: *nom*

( My oc anit a joke but what he does sumtimez it's like a joke oc )
Leaf- "Uno reverse card"

Eggman:Well...........................I have nothing to say now.

Leaf- XD

Bambi: *deletes your accounts* >:)

Eggman:God-

Bambi: am superior

Eggman:

Bambi: noob

ill blow em up by yeeting a tractor at em!

HJ: YEETUS, FLEETUS, YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE NOW DELETEUS!

Eggman:Frick.

Tom: *Casually yeets Eggman's hover craft* BEGONE SCIENTIST!!!

Eggman(while flying through the air: METAL HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tom: *#proudfoxmoment*
HJ: U-U

(Suddenly the Death Egg Robot drops down,causing what is basically an earthquake)

Tom: o-o
HJ: *Casually slices it in half with his scythe*

(Congratulations you made Eggman a lifelong enemy of you lol.)

HJ: I don't care. >:D
Tom: I'm basically Sonic, so yea. :P

Kabi: *uno reverse* I have 71