:)

mmm, delicious oreo. *eats*

YOU ATE A FUСKING VAPOREON

ok *continues eating*

*Points at you casually* H e a r t l e s s M o n s t e r

/j

i am heartless sometimes.

Stop eating that Pokémon

Too bad, it's dead.

I'm calling the Pokémon police.

Oh wow, i'm going to jail, hopefully i don't get sentenced to death cuz i haven't chosen to die yet.

*gunshots*

he's ok!

You didn't tell me if i'm okay, and that gun shot hurts wow. Now, time for me to call myself an ambulance in a non painful voice.

dont worry i already called one

Oh, that's great, little hard to walk with a bullet inside me.

sorry

and i'm sorry for bittin into your pet there, super thirsty and hungry, makin me hallucinate thinkin your pet is a oreo.

get that little dude a doctor, he bleedin.

dont worry *pours water*
He has water absorb

NOOOOPE

ok

bro oreos dont have lives, its a dang food :/

his name is Oreo

whos?

His

Hazza's Vaporeon is named Oreo

ye

you should’ve injected him with morphine

he had salmonella...

Morphine is meant to end suffering

he is already ok

I’m gonna need morphine, as I shall now search up vaporeon on deviantar-
* gets f**king flashbanged by pussy *

DONT DO IT!

* femur brek time *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*heavy breathing*
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

*Shoots computer*
YOU IDIOT

Too late.

ok friend

...

I have seen the p u s s y . . .

what percent was sfw?

Like 15%
The rest was either anthro vaporeon getting f**ked, normal vaporeon pussy, or anthro vaporeon pussy/ass

ok

can i have an example of blessed art

Later, my phone is at 1% battery, I’ll do it later.