tears. Tears.

What that

LMAO

i might be a bit of a chaotic person

i’m chaotic as hell

yeah
remember that annoying kid who tried to kill me?

yes?

a while ago, i said to him
"if absence makes the heart grow fonder, you must love your dad a lot"

GAH DAMN

and another time, i said
"i've been making fun of you a lot, but i now realize your life isn't perfect. you have things going on that you have to deal with. seriously, i can only imagine what it was like to have been born without a p**is."

i wonder if it’s even visible when it gets hard

if i were to suck his dick it wouldn't touch my teeth

LMFAOOOOOAHEHFUVSHWF