YOU GOT GRANULATED SUGAS ON THE COUNTER, DRIED EGG YOLK ON THIS PLATE HERE, SHMUSHED PEAS ON THE FLOOR, KETCHUP SPLATTERS ON THE BACKSPLASH. SOME GENIUS LEFT A PAN OF CARBONIZED
ONIONS AND BURNT UP BUTTER ON THE
STOVE THEY
FORGOT TO TURN OFF. RUINED MY
BEST TEFLON PAN! THANK YOU! YOU KILLED THE
PARAKEET YOU KNOW THAT. RIGHT?!! AND ALL THESE WOPPER AND BIG MAC BOXES?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TRASH CAN IS FOR! AND YOU WONDER WHY THIS STREAM HAS ROACHES AND G-D KNOWS WHAT ELSE, LIKE COMMUNISTS!
